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Sure. Sure.
DICK: My good friend, Andy. TITO: Ha, ha.
Fucking concentrate.
I didn't-- He did that himself.
- What--? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice.
How's that going, heh?
- Thanks for that. - Heh.
Fuck, man.
Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there?
You're the last person that I--
- I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face.
Don't fuck with me. You're like my son.
DALLAS: Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man.
Let's go. Let's go.
BROOKE: Hey, brother bear.
- What's that, man? - That look ashy?
We, uh, worked together on construction.
See?
No, it's.... No, it's, heh....
I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora.
Adam, it's for you.
And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid.
- So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh.
Uh, apparently the knock-off place.
Thanks, bro. I owe you.
Big cock
They could have been.
KEN: We are blessed. - They're gonna love you.
- I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha.
I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door.
We could use some more youth on the team.
ADAM: No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills.
[CHUCKLES]
Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it?
Name and Social.
MIKE: Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you.
Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered.
- He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
KEN: I said my wife's tits are awesome.
MIKE: That's perfect, actually.
Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I--
"I'm Looking At Longevity. This Is Fun For Now, I'm Not Gonna Be..."
I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy.
- I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit?
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING AND CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
Is it dead?
BROOKE: Is that my razor?
TITO: Let's go, we're up.
...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do.
All right.
No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk.
No, no, no.
What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
ADAM: Uh, yeah. Strong safety.
...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers.
That's what I'm talking about. All right?
Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together.
- You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again.
- Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo.
DALLAS: E-Q-... - Say it.
- I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is.
- Right now? - Right now. Take them off.
- Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool.
- Seven-point-five across the board-- - You meant to say 10, didn't you?
Yeah.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money.
TITO: I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3.
But after that it's gonna be all green lights.
[SNIFFS]
DALLAS: Heeey-ah!
Are you sleeping!
All right, Kid.
RICHIE: Boo-yah! - Heh.
Yeah.
I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately.
MIKE: Mm-hm. - Okay.
The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
[CLEARS THROAT]
BROOKE: Is it yours?
Soldiers, sound off
Um.... It's good. It's good.
Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep.
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
Rule 1: No large gatherings from multiple households
KEN: My wife's tits are awesome, right?
- Are you calling me like a dog? MIKE: What, huh?
Every fucking one of them. Let's go.
You're kidding me.
Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa...
- That pig is so fucking cute. WOMAN: Heh.
Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me.
You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you?
Um....
- No. - Fuck.
I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour.
That must have been, uh, really enlightening.
BROOKE: Adam.
Can you ever touch this?
Bye.
Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl?
- Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey?
You want me to say something to him?