Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just need to talk.
...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys.
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
BROOKE: I have the keys. MIKE: She's got the keys. We got to go.
I literally was just thinking...
...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
RICHIE: Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down.
Lucky to be.
Absolutely. Michael Lane.
I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time.
Ha, this is so much bullshit.
- Hey, man. MIKE: Yo.
MIKE: No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it?
- The happiest? - Yeah, money aside.
You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses.
- You are a bad friend. - I'm trying.
Someone will finish it, I think.
MIKE: Nora.
DALLAS: All right, ladies. So we know we made fire.
ADAM: Who is that?
Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh.
No questions asked, owe me.
Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all.
ADAM: Uh, wet? Heh.
This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ.
You don't even know.
What are you doing here?
Oh, no, it didn't bother me.
We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too?
Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain?
[EXCISION AND DATSIK'S CALYPSO PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
All right. All right.
Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right?
Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice?
Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am?
- I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday.
...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him.
I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here.
TITO: He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second.
Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh?
We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack.
- I promise, man-- - I mean, owe me.
Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans...
You know, I gotta go commando today because someone...
It's okay with me, man. She loves it.
We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain.
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
MIKE: Are you a nurse?
So I'm going to see you again?
Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft.
When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV...
ALL: Yes. RICHIE: Amen.
Are you fucking with me right now?
...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along.
It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice.
...to clients who score below our credit threshold.
KEN: Good job, man.
He's gone.
[HOOFBEATS APPROACHING]
I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink.
Take your clothes off.
Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man.
She is actually the Kid's brother.
- So how do you know my brother? MIKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew.
I don't think you need that in your life, bro.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Can I come with you?
MIKE: It's going good? BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on.
Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably...
I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van...
We got a sorority in like a half hour.
Why don't you just wear a tie?
Two-thirty? That's good, man.
MIKE: Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this.
Come on.
Is Adam here?
Fuck. Look where I was three months ago.
- Hi. - Hi.
Not as much as I do.
What kind of cash you make at that?
- Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good.
I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you.
MIKE: That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane.
- You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him.
Haha! Come on! Let’s go! Sand bar party!
I, uh....
This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious?
Clean the fucking toilets, whatever.
We all had to do it, man.
Hey.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please.
- Don't try it. Yeah. DALLAS: Capiche?
You guys need to stop already.
MIKE: It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories.
- Ha, ha. MIKE: I'll say something to him.
BROOKE: A sorority?
What was her name again?
...and I know you're basically a good person.
Yeah.
[TARZAN WHOOPING]
But I think I see a lot of haters in this house tonight
I'm not-- Am I Magic, uh--?
- Hey, Mike. - Huh?
- You made that? - Hmm?
Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami.
MIKE: No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool.
Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, Hey. You'll like it, man.