Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that?
I don't care what your preferences are.
I'm sorry. What's her name?
...Russian. Yuri Gagarin.
Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there.
Yeah, I'm shaving my legs.
- Not me. Her. BROOKE: Heh.
Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man.
That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight...
So, Miami, huh?
Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight.
MIKE: Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas.
- Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money...
ADAM: Dude. You're a fucking stripper? MIKE: Ha-ha-ha.
- How much money? - Yeah.
I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend.
Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing?
I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you.
The only thing's that distressed is y'all.
Okay.
MIKE: Mm-hm. DALLAS: That's all you got to say?
ADAM: Hey, uh, what about--?
ADAM: We'll figure it out. It's fine.
When I saw something is when you got off-stage.
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TOBIAS: Come on, let's go.
But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
KEN'S WIFE: I love you too.
MIKE: How many? CARLA: Eight or nine?
She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh....
Cool.
- Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh.
Thank you. You too.
BROOKE: Adam, I need to fucking talk to you.
MIKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go.
Your sister was there.
But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that.
Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you.
Okay uh, good talk.
If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show?
Look, that's not even why I came by. I just--
- Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini.
TITO: Hit them with the long arm of love, baby.
- They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's.
There were some fives in there.
MIKE: What? TOBIAS: Ten grand.
How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius?
I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me.
...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking--
[CHUCKLES]
[KEN CLEARS THROAT]
MIKE: Heh, right.
- You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?
MIKE: Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it.
He didn't like breakfast food?
- Preferences? BROOKE: I just want to talk to you about--
The first man in outer space...
Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up--
You really just came down to see little brother?
You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.
MIKE: We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right?
Thanks, man.
I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper.
GIRLS: Hey.
- Paradise. - Heh.
Yeah, I believe you...
Fuck.
ADAM: Hey, man.
- Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? TITO: They on their way, baby.
Mrs. Pres--
I'll always love you more than you know
Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later.
Come on, you ain't--
How much money did you make tonight?
I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics.
Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something?
Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call?
Well, he had a football scholarship.
DALLAS: Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy...
[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
TARZAN: I'm just saying you always put up a fight.
No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about.
He's going to help us out tonight.
Dude, I don't want to spray your leg.
Should you order a pie that feeds 8-10?
ADAM: Yeah. MIKE: Go talk to her.
You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got.
Miami, ah, is looking good.
- And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir.
...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead.
I only have one thing to say.
My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man?
BROOKE: Mike.
- ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here.
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I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans.
Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this.
- Heh. - This is okay?