Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike.

(GIRL CHUCKLING)

You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings.

- Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha.

ADAM: It's gone gone.

...that I really do think you might benefit from personally.

I don't know, just like get some food?

TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one.

I've been trying to, this whole time--

All right, come here.

I'm sorry, who said anything about that?

I don't know. You really want to discuss it?

Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine.

Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts.

...brought the funds for my down payment.

Why is he giving you pills? How many?

By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice.

I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you....

That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money.

- BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: Heh.

I'm not a bad friend.

TITO: Still got it.

That's good to know.

No. I got the fire-phobia issue.

No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time.

ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back. MIKE: Fuck your backpack.

- ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha.

Dude. This has no back.

How'd you get this job, anyways?

[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]

[KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES]

[ADAM WHISTLES]

And I don't see a cop in sight.

I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh.

I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food.

He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know--

Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires.

This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast.

That's why I want to go to Miami.

TITO: Hey, Mike, yo.

You guys are really.... Have a great time.

And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right.

Are you shaving your fucking legs?

[GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS]

You only have a cherry pop one time.

I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet...

Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks...

DALLAS: Take this front-row table right here, ladies.

Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right?

- Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing?

He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking....

Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right?

BROOKE: You don't believe in school at all?

Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash.

There you go, bro.

I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least.

- You're gonna come. - No.

What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy?

- Don't be mad. - I'm not mad.

And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage...

What's up, dude?

Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here?

Get right here. Move slow. Around.

- She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof.

Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in.

Whatever her name was, she was fun.

Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing?

You ever, uh, tiled a roof before?

You should sell these things.

JOANNA: Heh, did you say social studies?

Let's give it up for the last time on this stage.

Ladies, everybody's 21 here?

You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do.

- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay.

It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us.

ADAM: What's that?

Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan.

Distressed? I'm distressed?

GIRL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork.

Go buy yourself fresh drawers.

...that's making the big move for you, isn't it?

[CROWD CHEERING]

- Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan.

But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually.

We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?

So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash.

Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami.

I was just talking about talking and being friends.

I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?

It is not what it looks like.

You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing.

- No. Sorry. - All right.

That look ashy to you?

Where are you going?

[MIKE CHUCKLES]

TARZAN: So how do you know Mike?

Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses...

Tonight. And listen up.

All right. Easy, rattlesnake.

I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro.

...our props before we go out on-stage.