Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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...until he can figure out something out.
One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler.
- I don't know why more people don't do that... DALLAS: Hm?
Get out of my head.
DALLAS: Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in.
I'm sorry, that used to be 10.
GIRL: I went to the convention. TITO: Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki.
I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh...
No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred?
NORA: Angels. KEN: Angels. Okay.
I'll always love you more
- Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem.
You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it.
Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low.
ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got.
[DALLAS GRUNTS]
He's coming back, man.
Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door.
Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room?
MIKE [WHISPERING]: I don't know.
And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho
I can't thank you enough. NNY
...and then I'll swoop in.
Seniority don't mean shit around here, man.
Come on, Kid. It's all right.
No. You-- When you're on-stage, it all makes sense.
- What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha.
Look, I've been saving for six years.
DALLAS: Ken, nice fucking robot.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it.
All right.
TITO: Whoo.
Just try not to forget about the normal people.
- Oh, my God. What are you doing here? JOANNA: Hey.
You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it.
[SINGING] I do know and I've been told
[CAR HORN HONKING]
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]
There's one thing you gotta know
[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
DALLAS: Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go.
BROKE [WHISPERING]: Yeah. It's-- Yeah. MIKE: It is?
A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for.
Come on. Let's make up.
Fuck that mirror like you mean it.
In oh many ways you all became my wife
[CHUCKLES]
[WHISPERS] Uh.
This next performer who's coming out...
What could we do with seven hours?
And to bright futures.
Can you touch this?
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
[ADAM EXHALES]
What the fuck are you doing taking--? Front from Tobias?
[BROOKE LAUGHS]
- What? - Come here. Come here.
Can I, uh, um...?
You see, baby, you're not just stripping.
TOBIAS: If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day.
Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do?
- I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz.
Honestly, the list goes on.
That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage...
She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar.
MIKE: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong.
I can't thank you enough.
And when the time's right, then you'll know it.
- Hey. - Hey.
Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate.
[SIGHS]
Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you.
Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it.
Okay.
I have money.
Right. I, uh, actually...
Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?
[ALL SCREAM]
Old friend
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
Okay?
So I just don't-- I'm just trying to figure out...
Pulled a one-on-one with that chick.
And that is: To my best friend.
DALLAS: Mm.
What are you gonna do?