Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[WHISPERING] Is that Paul?

[BIG & RICH'S SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY) PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Thank you. Grab one.

KEN: How you kids doing tonight?

...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation.

That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am.

MIKE: What do you mean, fuck that? ADAM: I got that equity, baby.

Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims...

Can you touch this?

BROOKE: For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man.

And finally....

- ...if you really want to host. ADAM: Host what?

Heh, absolutely.

That's a quality endorsement, my friend.

You look around. You tease.

Five hundred bones to rub our nuts...

- I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here.

It was a good move, heh.

You're on props tonight.

TITO: Perfect date time.

Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend.

What the fuck is this?

All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out.

Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you.

America. People. Stupid.

In couldn’t be! (SOBBING)

On three, you're going to stick it.

Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock.

Hey, I-- uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back.

I got you your money.

And I'm having a fucking ball.

It's not gonna happen.

- Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done.

...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it.

But I see a lot of haters in this house tonight

We've been talking a lot about the markets.

Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business?

- Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay.

- We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha.

You better take care of him, Mike.

All right, now I got an announcement to make.

So are you going to open up--?

I have a very good voice. I do great impressions.

Yeah, she was there during your act.

...Saturday afternoon...

It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway.

No. We've already had a few drinks, so....

ADAM: Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo!

Okay. All right, I'll call you later.

[RINGSIDE'S MONEY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

What are you thinking about?

CARLA: Are you serious? Wow. MIKE: As a fucking heart attack.

I could make it worth your while.

You are the husband that they never had.

Now I'm going to tell you why.

TITO: Yeah. - Motherfucker.

All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right?

I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me.

DALLAS [SINGING]: Ladies of Tampa

- ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh.

I can't thank you enough. NNY

It's not working anymore.

Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week.

Besides, you know how much I love to eat.

KEN: Hey, y'all. It's all right.

If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up...

Oh, you're not so bad.

MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh.

DICK: I could be a friend to you. TARZAN: Ha, ha.

Let's go get something to eat.

- Are we fighting? - Ha, ha.

Sorry? Fuck you, man.

MIKE: Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing...

- Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up!

ADAM: I fucking love you.

We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said.

MIKE: Yes. Okay. - Whoo.

Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit.