Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour.
I have freedom, thanks to you.
Um, About this box. I need to talk to you about this box...
You handed it to me like the Hindenburg.
- What? - Did you have fun last night?
Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you.
Both ways this time, though, right?
Just do it.
- One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you?
I got a thing.
Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid
[IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me.
Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
Social studies, or sociology or....
I think you're probably fucked.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- That's huge. JOANNA: It is, yeah.
KEN: If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. WOMAN: Heh.
MIKE: Does that mean you were lying? BROOKE: I'm not lying.
Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what?
Sorry. You know what my rules are.
No. If you don't want to call it that, no.
No, you need to figure it out.
Okay, heh.
...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it.
- They're real, I swear. ADAM: Yeah, I bet they are.
- Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want?
You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s.
...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby.
It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us.
BROOKE: Heh. MIKE: We gotta stop fighting.
MIKE: Is she even home?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something.
Hey, look-- I just hate to see you doing this.
- Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke.
...could do....
Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies.
And if I'm not mistaken, that says 21, right?
Wow.
...when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain?
Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful...
I can walk right out that door. Right now.
We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner...
...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break.
You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies.
...the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too.
- Why is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy?
Oh, wait, wait.
It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry.
Nobody walks on water on my team.
Heh, you know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me....
- I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money.
DALLAS: ...-U-I-T-Y. - Say it.
Uh, ahem.
You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh?
...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market.
All right, back the fuck up.
Fucking great.
RICHIE: Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up.
[ADAM GASPS]
And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent.
SORORITY GIRL: Uh, May 20th, 19....
TARZAN: Give me the astronaut thing.
MIKE: This is the owner. Jesus. DALLAS: Whoo.
It's competitive pricing. Low overhead.
You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them.
- Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. - Hmm.
Whoa, hey.
You can't be around my--? I'm not my lifestyle.
What?
You can't drink, so you want half a cap?
Happy birthday
- And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money.
Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready?
Let's go. Take them off.
[TRIMMER WHIRRING]
It worked though, didn't it?
I mean, he doesn't live here anymore.
- You're 21? - Yes.
You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old.
ALL: Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love
Yo man Yo man
I want to own something. I want to actually--
I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again?
I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash.
What? I don't--
- But Adam's different. He's.... - Why is that?
Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one.
I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess.
- That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is.
Hi I need help getting to platform 9/3 quarters. Go straight and head straight to the wall. I'll give you a head start to go ahead. Vrook! now you Geroge vrook! and Fred vrook! now me Vrook!
Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh....
Well, as of September 1st...
Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm, heh.
...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later.
It is pretty funny.
ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight?