Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What would Tall Paul say, huh?
MIKE: I love it. TITO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid.
MIKE: Way cooler.
No, sir, no, ma'am.
We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21.
Old friend
I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself.
ADAM: Shit, dude. MIKE: You're lucky we got out of there.
DALLAS: Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan.
Uh, so you brought them here?
- Mm-hm. MIKE: Mm-hm, muah.
I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid.
Yeah.
DALLAS: All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running.
Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe.
It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in.
- Get the-- - Ha, ha.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m.
LIZ: Then we'll be there too.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
- It's true. - And I can't get drunk.
America’s favorite neighbor
Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again.
...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer.
- You lost it? - I'm sorry, man.
Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later.
No, I'm at, uh-- I don't know, I'm at this party.
What do you say, baby boy? You want one?
I'm bringing him home.
I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that.
Hey, fuck off.
So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology?
Huh?
You hear me?
All right?
...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit.
It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on.
Can I get an amen on that?
I can't thank you enough.
- Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready.
Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time.
And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before?
...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day.
Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh?
- You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah.
...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party.
BROOKE: Mike, hello.
Ah.
KEN: It's okay. Go ahead, man.
You don't look like a strong safety.
Yeah, I decided to stay in town.
- What did you say? - What did you hear?
- You gonna come to the show tonight? - No.
- Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi.
Whoa, brother.
Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love
...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in.
How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present.
MIKE: Hi.
BROOKE: It's very you.
I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on.
- Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No.
The police. How long you been a cop?
Fuck, man. I was nowhere.
All right? That's it. That's all you got to do.
[GATE OPENING THEN CLOSING]
So the Kid said something about breakfast.
Oh.
JOANNA: That's a cool table. Where'd you get it?
It's getting lame. I want to get out of here.
- That's right. - Whoo.
You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that?
[SAL SIGHS]
[ALL CHEERING]
...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads.
You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
All right?
NORA: We'd like to order.
America’s Favorite Neighbor
I can't have fucking union guys around here...
You know that better than anybody.
- What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends.
What? I'm sorry.
Our feature presentation, the one and only...
- Tsk. - Good?
WOMAN: No. No, not like that. - Heh.
Look, we think you got something.
GIRL: I know.
I can't have him host.
My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think.
I got a couple loopholes I got to get through...
- Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah.
That'll work.
Probably. That's what strangers do.
Look at where I am now.
One, two, three, stick.
Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that?
MIKE: Where'd you get them?
Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside?
MIKE: Fuck. BROOKE: Adam.
I can't? Okay.
I thought you were out of town, like, forever.