Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I swear I'll buy you all the waffles you can eat.

I don't care! If you're on this football team, you'll wear a cup.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

I don't know what that is, but if I find out it's bad...

We totally get that now.

The lead guitarist drops his pants at every concert.

You think The Nutcracker is just a musical?

# Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own #

Now I- I think I want her back.

- Right? - Yeah.

- First, the a cappella choir...

Sam and Quinn are sort of a couple, and so are Mike and Tina.

And now, if you'll excuse me-

- Think about how hurt she'd be. - It's not personal.

# Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear #

# When you look at me #

- I was kind of mean to her when I blew her off. - This is perfect.

I let bullies chase me away, and it is something that I really, really regret.

# Start me up #

This may be the opportunity I've been waiting for.

Here's what you missed on Glee.

Can I ask you guys a question?

Remember. Don't trust your instincts.

Come to the choir room, tomorrow at 4:00.

Coach said to give you this.

For what it's worth, my kids feel awful.

Of course it's personal. Look. Coach Beiste is like us- like Glee Club.

they're gonna send me back to juvie.

Why don't you have a seat.

Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

and instead, they just got mean.

Nah. Screw this.

I didn't stand up.

# Is there a place for the hopeless sinner #

and you clearly like women who give you a hard time.

or you can refuse to be the victim.

You're Watching Glee On Fox

Give one of those old ladies a good-luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis.

The idea of the assignment was to do the opposite of what we normally do.

and if we don't find hotter chicks to date tonight, we might show up.

Shouldn't we be studying geometry? Aren't you failing?

# Don't ever look back #

I'm 40, and I haven't even taken those baby steps yet.