Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kurt's pretty lonely all by himself, and so is Coach Beiste.

I owe you. You got me a date with Brittany.

was even better than a cold shower.

Don't worry, gentlemen. I have this one under control.

I'm not a garbageman. You know how humiliating that is?

The Warblers are like rock stars.

- You know what that means? - No, Sue.

So you have two options. I mean, I'd love to tell you to just come enroll here...

# Hear the children cryin' #

We got busted for vitamin "D" possession before the vote.

I don't understand.

So, you'll be my community service.

# Be color-blind Don't be so shallow #

And they kept taking my waffles.

- # Free your mind # - # Stop #

Why isn't Rachel talking?

whose heart is just too big for most men to stand.

it doesn't mean you're not the opposite on the inside.

get people talking about this...

# Before you can read me you've got to learn how to see me #

hard and badass on one hand and soft and girlie on the other.

- Excuse me? - What are you so scared of?

# You got, you got #

What I think is that I'm not putting out for you...

and figure out what songs you're gonna sing.

And, girls, try some classic rock. The Who, The Stones.

of elderly people getting their high school G.E.D.'s.

I told you. I'm not going back there.

Sorry. Nothing we can do about it."

they think of you...

So, wait. The glee club here is kind of cool?

We got Beiste fired.

Can I just say that this is what happens when people don't put out.

Look. There are rules.

Hey, lady boys.

Sorry. I couldn't do it.

You think people are gonna pay us to sing? I don't think busking is allowed in school.

She gave us free refills, and I figure she's got kids. I'm not gonna do that to her.

# I've even seen her maybe once or twice #

# Before you break my heart #

- # As it was in the beginning # - # One love #

amazing woman...

# This is real #

# Be your teenage dream tonight #

- Wait. What? That's terrible. - Yeah, that's not what we want.