Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Artie and Brittany went out. He sort of dumped her. Now he sort of wants her back.

You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.

Do not mess with me!

It's the simplest thing.

All of us are scarred by high school.

I don't get it. You know, I'm the coach here, Will...

Well, he's not coming out any time soon.

How about a little somethin'-somethin'?

You're like a mashup.

# You live for the fight when that's all that you've got #

Holy crap. There's, like, 300 bucks in here.

And for you guys to abuse that, even in private...

is the opposite of everything we're trying to achieve in here.

Besides you sneaking in here to peek at my junk?

like you're some kind of dog they can't wait to kick the crap out of.

I can take that when you're ready.

We've gotta bring the noise hard this time.

# Let's go all the way tonight #

but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell.

- Kurt and I would like to talk to you about something. - I gotta go to class.

- I am talking to you! - The girls' locker room's next door.

There we were making out, Beiste.

Because, up until yesterday, I had never been kissed.

All right, guys. Let's get down to business.

# Sayin' let's get together and feel all right #

All right, guys. Let's move.

Really? Because it looks like you're gonna be mad, no matter what I say.

This is garbage! I've been doing my community service.

# Start me up #

Is this hot enough for you?

# You live for the fight when that's all that you've got #

I'm gonna have to go straight to the wound care center.

Now, obviously for this medley to work...

cool off a little...

I know how you feel.

I know I can be a little intimidating sometimes...

Will, please. Be straight with me.

# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream #

We need to go public with your pain...

to get you guys jazzed about sectionals last year...

# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream #

The boys beat us the last time we competed against them.

You want me to sign it into your palm?

When you wrote "hanging with a crip" on your probation application...

# Let's run away and don't ever look back #

What the hell was that about?