Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I promise I'll never forget you

The most he's gonna do is beat you up a little.

Vaccaphobic? Course not.

Well, it was kind of funny, right?

I wouldn't take heterosexual advice from Rich Munsch.

Yeah, but you were there.

I can't talk about this. I'm gonna go make pancakes.

And now it's over.

I'm just thinking aloud here.

...but I will tell you this, Kevin, I'm drinking champagne.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Don't be so nervous. She's not gonna come.

Baby. Not nice.

She should really be here by now.

They're like cyborgs.

So, what are you doing after graduation?

What happened to your pants?

It's Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider, 1969, directed by Dennis Hopper.

Turn the headlights on now! Please, please, please!

Good luck! It was nice seeing you!

Gotta tell you, you're in for a treat.

Well, if anybody's gonna kill me tonight...

Well, it looks like this party's well underway.

Yeah, it's probably my shirt. There's hummus.

...completely awful.

Queen Gertrude to Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2...

...because there are so many guys who would love to be with you.

Lisbee! Stop the car.

Can I say something personal?

Where? In the middle.

I don't know. Maybe go to old Harpers Community College.

Ha, ha. Oh, yeah, okay. I, uh...

I just meant my thinking had been compromised.

I love you, Beth Cooper.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Actually, he's upstairs.

...you've humiliated me in front of all my peers.

You just might want to lower the waist of those pants a little bit.

"I Rebuke You In The Name Of Jesus."

And get yourself tested for gonorrhea.

All right, keep in touch.

Yeah, and directing. Wow.

Maybe. If I can afford it.

I didn't realize there was a line here.

She won't even remember who you are.

...but our tongues would not.

I'm airing out my shirt.

Why do you even go out with him, anyway?

Oh, he's my little brother.

She thought it would be funny.

He'll get court-martialed for sure.

Slightly insane...

Pull over, Beth. Ha.

Come here, please.

Heh, heh. Yeah, you do. Uh...

There are certain things that appear larger...

Yeah, tell that to my dad. What's his number?

Yeah, my mom and dad gave it...