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I mean, the guy's wife is really hot. No, she's not.
Dick towel! Dot-com.
Oh. So I did one of those.
Dicktowel.com.
Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats.
Kiss it.
Okay. I hate to disappoint you, but I am not having an affair.
Okay! Yeah!
How about a shot?
- Ah, son of a bitch. - Come on in. What- What's with the broads?
- That never happened. - It happened!
The woman in the room right next to him...
- This is Sandy. - Yep, and everything's been taken care of financially.
Why don't you just get out of my car?
They'll want to invest.
a hundred percent of the merchandising.
Oh, yeah? Then why do you turn your wife's picture away from your desk...
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
but men will buy the underwear for their women in a bar...
That woman looks like a stone-cold bitch, and you know it.
Mmm, let me think about that.
What are you talking about? You're not gonna make any money of this place.
Oh, why? Do you have another copy?
Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.