Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop! Stop! Everyone stop!
Now here's how that works. I slip into your house one night while your wife is sleeping,
I will take care of all of your legal needs...
You don't have a leg to stand on.
Can you take your ladies outside?
One that reflects our take-no-prisoners, rock-and-roll lifestyle.
Ripping it apart and eating it, you know? It's so cool.
People love stupid shit!
- What are you doing here? - Congratulations on the sale.
Get down and hold still!
Who's gonna want to keep a hard-boiled egg on their desk at work?
You know what I mean? All right. I did a little tweaking and...
That's a win-win.
with a big-titted woman? Duh, yeah!
Okay, bro, new plan. Yeah.
Yeah! We're gonna sell a million of these, dude.
She just ate an entire sleeve of chips ahoy
Right? I'm making a cleaner cockroach
But the three of us have a history. Sure.
Does a legal document hold up in a court of law if it has been ingested by the other party?
Yeah? Well I'm gonna sue your balls off!
Everybody loves comedy, right? So- And I'm funny. I can do funny.
my instinct to steal this idea is very strong.
We're the home of the original Kitten Mittens.
and eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit.
what do people love more than anything else in the world?
So, uh, why don't you all have just a nice day.
Oh, that is big! That's a big monster dick.
Do what now?