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For free? No problem.
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah!
I don't know. It just doesn't add up.
My instinct to quit this job is very strong
That's a lot of cookies. She a big lady?
We would also like to make a patent on Paddy's Shotgun...
We paid her. So we're gonna have them have...
Yeah, that's good.
Why do you keep calling it stupid though? It's really pretty stupid.
- Oh! - You son of a bitch!
So, lately at night, I've been forced to fall asleep to the deafening sound...
What is it? For this.
Hello!
And then during the day, you squeeze it when you have any tension.
Let's just make a video, show that at the convention.
Then we'll let the brainiacs in China figure out the technology.
You threw tequila in my eye!
Okay, why don't you throw out the suit...
You bring a woman with cans like that into the convention, you sell the idea in a second.
if each of you agrees to never seek my legal advice again.
Okay. It's about time, you know, we get some merchandise in here,
But, uh, we want to go weird with it. We want to get really freakish.
I don't, but you can't just go eat a contract!
- She's the payment. - Lawyer, check out this freakish whore we found.
No meat, 20 cheese! We're all on the same team!
This is making me think maybe I should slap a patent...
Me too. All right, let me go first, bro.
You're wearing women's underwear? Yeah, bro!
Let's split Kitten Mittens 50-50,
Fifty percent? I'll take it.
Okay, consumer, are you ready to get blasted in the mouth by Paddy's Shotgun?
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
That doesn't matter, 'cause one size fits all.
Know what I mean? I got a plan on how we can do that too.
Yeah. Now what says that more than this?
Okay, we're stealing that gun shot idea, right? Gun shot idea's awesome.
So I figured, what a better place to, like, find investors for my product.
a potential investment opportunity in merchandising...
It's a jumping off point.
Dennis, are women gonna wanna buy their underpants in a bar?
on my Kitten Mittens before you guys try and steal that too, huh?