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Now that's funny. That's funny. That is funny.
I've been waiting for a long time. Okay. Okay, I'm thinking to myself,
Invest in our merchandise and...
from any merchandising opportunities from your little bar.
Yeah. But the point is- is it's got to really grab people's attention.
They did sort of figure it out with water guns, so I don't know why...
Well, that's what the hooker was for!
You want to sue these guys over some sort of breach of contract thing?
You're so stupid! There is.
its a jumping off point
2 guns, 6 boobs, we're all on the same team
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
Yeah, great. Okay, now listen. When we're selling stuff...
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
Dicktowel.com.
as an opportunity to make merchandise for Paddy's. Right.
I happen to have that right here.
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
ME-OW!
You are aware that there are other lawyers in Philadelphia?
Frank, Keeping hard-boiled eggs is not a jumping off point
Paddy's Pub,
Now that’s funny
And Kitten Mittens- I own that.
Why are we in this shady motel where we saw him go in?
Mee-ow!
We're also gonna get a bustier chick. No offense, ma'am.
Because you're having an affair, and we're gonna blackmail you for your services.
Why don't you get out of my car? We should go now.
All right. Um, so what are you people doing in my car now?
We took what was a good idea and we made it a great idea.
some sexual relations as sort of a payment.