Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready.

Now make a wish. Uh huh. Okay th- Don't you dare, Violet. Don't you dare pop it and kiss it. Don't you fucking dare do to--

Nobody calls me that anymore and gets away with it!

Dedededededeeeed Dodoodododooooo

- Hey Stan! Stan, look at this. - Randy!

Gross, Dad, sick!

We are sorry, Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap...

What are you saying?

Bono could not be reached for comment

I know that this late in my life,

It's... other-worldly.

This is CNN Headline News.

Thank you, Senator. For over a hundred years now,

No, I'm good! Feel a lot better.

- Take it back! Take it back! - I take it back!

and the Nobel Peace Prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono!

Hey, Stan! Hey, Sharon! Hey, everybody!

I'm sorry that I let you down. I'm sorry I can't crap like Bono.

The only thing I ever made that was any good.

That's right! I'm not!

Doesn't matter. He's got the record now, there's nothing I can do.

Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller.

Let's give Bono a run for his money!

IM Sorry that I let you down Im sorry I cant crap like bono

Come on, Randy. You have to push!

I'm sorry I'm not Bono, all right?

We thought you should know.