Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know that this late in my life,

This is CNN Headline News.

Now make a wish. Uh huh. Okay th- Don't you dare, Violet. Don't you dare pop it and kiss it. Don't you fucking dare do to--

No, I'm good! Feel a lot better.

- Take it back! Take it back! - I take it back!

Nobody calls me that anymore and gets away with it!

- Hey Stan! Stan, look at this. - Randy!

What are you saying?

I'm sorry I'm not Bono, all right?

We are sorry, Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap...

Bono could not be reached for comment

Dedededededeeeed Dodoodododooooo

Hey, Stan! Hey, Sharon! Hey, everybody!

Come on, Randy. You have to push!

The only thing I ever made that was any good.

That's right! I'm not!

Let's give Bono a run for his money!

It's... other-worldly.

I'm sorry that I let you down. I'm sorry I can't crap like Bono.

Gross, Dad, sick!

Doesn't matter. He's got the record now, there's nothing I can do.

Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller.

Thank you, Senator. For over a hundred years now,

We thought you should know.

and the Nobel Peace Prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono!

You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready.

IM Sorry that I let you down Im sorry I cant crap like bono