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He doesn't have one single trophy.
It's too late, Bono. The boy has learned the truth.
can't you just kind of... fuck off?
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Hi, could I speak with Mr. Bono, please?
Well, I guess we'd better call the old champion
How could Bono be so talented, so caring and yet seem like such a piece of crap?
- But that means... - That's right.
No matter how you look at it, he is still the record!
- Flush the toilet for Christ's sake! - Come on! That's pretty impressive.
- Hey, guys! - Hey, Randy.
I'm sorry Mr. Marsh.
What the hell do you think you're doing keeping that thing in our house?
saying nobody has ever seen it in person.
It was a fluke crap. I'll never take one that big again!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAGAWK BAGAWK
I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,
So Bono's newest record is a lie!
It was the most amazing crap I'd ever taken.
you got tons of money, a jet,
- Well, what food have you been eating? - P.F. Chang's, mostly. Good stuff.
How painful is "painful"?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOTSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!