Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOTSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
How painful is "painful"?
He doesn't have one single trophy.
saying nobody has ever seen it in person.
- But that means... - That's right.
you got tons of money, a jet,
I'm sorry Mr. Marsh.
- Well, what food have you been eating? - P.F. Chang's, mostly. Good stuff.
can't you just kind of... fuck off?
It's too late, Bono. The boy has learned the truth.
It was the most amazing crap I'd ever taken.
No matter how you look at it, he is still the record!
So Bono's newest record is a lie!
- Flush the toilet for Christ's sake! - Come on! That's pretty impressive.
Hi, could I speak with Mr. Bono, please?
Well, I guess we'd better call the old champion
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAGAWK BAGAWK
- Hey, guys! - Hey, Randy.
How could Bono be so talented, so caring and yet seem like such a piece of crap?
What the hell do you think you're doing keeping that thing in our house?
It was a fluke crap. I'll never take one that big again!
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I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,