Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Last night, at twenty past eight, I took a crap weighing nine and a half Courics.

But he could have faked it. It isn't fair!

Come on, Randy.

and let him know his record has just been broken.

Bono is now almost six feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight!

Just gonna put some warm gel on your stomach first.

What is wrong with that guy?

- I had a feeling it would be. - Wait! Stop!

And soon, biddy made him strong. Biddy made him grow up!

Ah ladies and gentlemen,

And I swear to its authenticity. Thank you, and God bless.

Oh God. Oh, here it comes.

Does Vernie want the biddy?

It is a crap sent to us from the United States.

I see the crap now.

I can see through your sarcasm, Timmy

Oh right, sure. Hi, big sir. My name is Rambley from Buddies Bank. Bro, that’s a raccoon name.

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,

Does Bono want the biddy?

- Dad, are you all right? - Yeah, I'm...

Marsh is attempting to break the record again.

that your record for biggest crap has just been broken.

It was the biggest in the history of the world, I think.

You wanna see it?

- It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. - For the love of God!

To present the award I give you the dean of the EFSM, Sir Orloff Broloff.

I guess it was pretty big.

Whoa, hot! Hot, hot! Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Is that the biggest crap you've ever seen or what?

and is the only person ever

this might seriously be the biggest crap in history.

You have blemished this noble society's good name, Herr Broloff.