Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't do it! I can't do it!
they'll know I'm not lying!
Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard.
Come on, guys. Lasagna's ready.
That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.
We are here to honor the first American...
Hm, enshnusen?
My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap.
and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...
PF Chang’s mostly Good stuff
- You are the new world's champion! - Really?
Violet Beauregarde, would you come over here to do the bubble crap? Yes?
Oh my freaking Lord.
That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe.
We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly.
I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy.
Oh no.
Guys, we have a problem!
when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
Something that came from me! That was a a part of me!
Thank you. Thank you so much for this newest award, it means so much.
the European Fecal Standards and Meas--
There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot.
Well, he's going to try.
But I must warn you:
- Say I'm not number two! - You're not number two!
A biggest crap means you crapped it out!
Oh yes, it did.
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
You mean, really?
Das shpoitenhoff?
It's not really a crap.