Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, you gotta understand, sir.
but still seem like such a piece of shit.
I'll try, but I don't think...
may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
I have the first-place trophy for that.
The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.
Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.
Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
Because he is crap.
Poppa, no! Say nothing more!
Oh God. I feel so much better.
And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.
I know Bono's better than me!
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...
Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.
Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...
Dededeededeededeeed
Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal
No... No.
What?