Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...
Look, you gotta understand, sir.
I know Bono's better than me!
The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.
And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.
Oh God. I feel so much better.
Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.
Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.
Poppa, no! Say nothing more!
may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
What?
Dededeededeededeeed
Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...
I'll try, but I don't think...
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal
but still seem like such a piece of shit.
Because he is crap.
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
No... No.
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.
I have the first-place trophy for that.