Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, will you flush the toilet now?
Just a big joke! Don't touch me!
I almost did it.
- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big.
I was the record holder for the biggest crap.
Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?
Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.
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d is for dr gouache
- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap.
- Randy, this is ridiculous. - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.
You just don't understand.
You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.
Come on, Randy, what do you say?
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Guinness World Records America.
Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!
Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.
What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!
Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?
Congratulations to Bono!
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy
Why?
- Yes? - Yes, Bono.
Because we don't want to.
I'm going to prescribe a laxative.
Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.
You have got to be kidding me.
Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.
That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...
Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!
- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!
Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics