Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics
Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!
Congratulations to Bono!
Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.
What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!
Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.
Just a big joke! Don't touch me!
Why?
Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.
Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.
- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap.
- Randy, this is ridiculous. - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
Come on, Randy, what do you say?
Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!
I'm going to prescribe a laxative.
I was the record holder for the biggest crap.
All right, will you flush the toilet now?
I almost did it.
Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?
Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?
Regular Show
- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big.
Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Because we don't want to.
You just don't understand.
- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy
Guinness World Records America.
That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...
- Yes? - Yes, Bono.
You have got to be kidding me.
You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.
d is for dr gouache