Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Did you say you had sex with her? -That was later. She was an adult.

It's not like I got Sarah Lynn drunk

-So, I nailed it. -You kidding?

-How do you know all this? -Do you know where I'm going here?

And I'm very proud to be one year sober next month.

if it's squandered in the service of public relations?

Right this way.

I took her to rehab, by the way! I tried to get her help.

You don't share your past life with me. You wanna talk about weird?

I thought we were gonna talk about other stuff.

I understand as a therapist,

working with her while maintaining a sexual relationship?

...because too sad is a bring-down. We wanna shoot for pensive.

then I'm kind of a dick if I don't do another interview, right?

With the advent of social media,

We got what we wanted out of this. I don't think we should push it.

- So... lacrosse. -What's your deal?

Can you share some of those other mistakes?

Okay, so then get married and forget about this BoJack story.

#Find-out-tonight when the horse himself sits down...

Hmm, it's okay if you wanna watch. All right?

But this way you'll always be immortalized and undisturbed in Hollywood forever.

who'd just woken up from a 30-year coma?

-You don't have to be so weird about it. -I'm not being weird. I'm in a good place.

I... I don't think that it would be fair to the people

♪ I guess I'm just trying To make you understand ♪

-♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ -♪ BoJack ♪

"Okay, you're happy now." That's not an "abuse of power."

She was ten! I didn't even have sex with her until she was 30!

Not the heroin?

He's your friend, it's a big deal for him.

You're making it sound like I had extra heroin,

Ugh! Even if I wanted to do a hard-hitting interview, what would I say?

That access keeps me relevant.

And whatever you do, don't get defensive! Don't deny anything, and don't argue.

on national television for huge ratings.

BoJack, a story came out this morning about the last days of Sarah Lynn.

productive professional writer and super-cute girlfriend.

What am I supposed to do?

and I used to feel like my whole life was an acting job.

We were addicts, and the thing about addicts--

If the world only knew the things I know...

You know full well once I become Baxter's bride,

is not one of the top ten Chicago bands of all time.