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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I'm through. I'm...
Okay.
♪ Where does it begin and end? ♪
Down here!
Hi.
I love how she does the scope.
-Where's Bertie? Wait. -What's that?
-(beep) -(phone rings)
Aw.
It's a simple procedure. I've done it a thousand times.
Good. Yes, good.
It's a classic. It's dependable.
Bertie? Uh, Bertie?
Lots of numbers and unsexy terms
See what?
(Latin jazz playing)
All of this is super safe.
What the fuck kind of surgery is this?
That's right. It's just a safety measure.
(panting)
Speckle can stay in the shed out back with the other men.
-Hey, hey! -Dr. Mole!
Beebee. Give me Berby.
"Be careful!" on every single one.
Well, there's the easy way
Alternating yellow and green? Shit.
Mm-hmm.
(mimicking siren)
You look like an ottoman, Bertie.
That way. Run!
Ha-ha! I have no control!
It's Bertie!
(all laughing)
Which is very easy to use.
Let's see. How else to comfort you?
Mmm. Berby.
Yes, an ottoman.
But he's used to this. Don't worry.
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