Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because there's always someone who's got it worse than you do.
[School Bell Rings]
## ["Physical"]
ENGLISH - US - SDH ENGLISH - US - SDH
Everyone thinks I'm the big heartbreaker...
It'll help us both, I promise.
Sue, don't you think you might be overstating this a little?
I don't know how to turn on a computer.
# Can't touch this #
#Turn around, bright eyes #
- Oh! - This song is officially paroled!
- Will Schuester? - Yeah.
I can't. [Clears Throat]
- Puckleberry. - That's humiliating.
#A total eclipse of the heart #
to get her hormone replacement injection during Cheerios practice.
the whole Glee Club's going down, and I can't let that happen.
- My kids don't do stuff like this. - Is that so?
#Joey, run Joey, run #
#Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll glow #
that a lot of you thought it would.
#Then to a suggestive movie #
They all closed ranks and wouldn't rat out who did it.
As you may or may not know, I star in a little music video...
- That'd be nice. - Yeah.
Thanks, Mr. Schue.
Those people didn't part when you walked down the halls, you moved them with your attitude.
# She ran to me with tear-filled eyes #
People would part like the Red Sea when I walked down the hallway.
She's finally getting some sympathy, so she's in a forgiving mood.
#Turn around, bright eyes #
As the guy who gave up everything to be your one and only...
Seriously, Mr. Schue, whoever made that list is not gonna come forward.
##[Vocalizing]
# Let me hear your body talk #
how is it that you still know so much more about everything than I do?
no one copped to making the Glist.
I took the liberty of printing out a few.
#And I'm known as such #
or I'm holding the entire Glee Club responsible!
We've all heard about your gallivanting!
Turns out all I needed was an attitude change.
Isn't that...
including getting your Glee on in the stacks.
# I'm sure you'll understand my point of view #
And as soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm filing a lawsuit.
##[Ends]
# So run, Joey, run #
Hmm. Thought so.
# Every night the same old dream #
Wait. What's that smell?
You probably didn't mean to hurt me either...
Again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again!
has made me reevaluate my image at this school and beyond.