Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Laughs] Let's say we crack open a book, huh?

And I happen to know you've had your ups and downs with Santana and Brittany.

# Unless it's horizontally #

which, by the way, was one of the first music videos ever.

You're a really good teacher...

#Will it ever stop Yo, I don't know #

- # Ice, ice, baby # - Go!

# Let me hear your body talk #

A week ago, had I found a list that so degraded the Glee Club...

Sue Sylvester's gotta start playing nice full time.

#Physical, physical Physical, physical #

- I know you're behind the Glist. - You have no proof.

It's okay. It'll be all right, Mrs. Carlisle.

If a list goes up again later today, this issue is out of my hands...

# We'll be holding on forever #

I've been here since first period.

I've spent so much time worrying about what other people thought about me...

#We know each other mentally #

I think you can get something even better.

Why is that a bad thing?

We have to go to Sylvester and admit that we posted the "Physical" video.

- I saw Puck putting up the Glist in the hallway. - I was moving it!

- I think it's mornings. - Yeah.

which means you had the most to gain from the Glist.

#I hate to close my eyes #

and it went over the top, and the song went with it.

# Check out the hook while my deejay revolves it #

- Did she just do the Cabbage Patch? - [Mercedes Laughs]

- #My, my, my # - # U can't touch this #

#We make it hype and you want to step with this #

"Physical" spent 10 weeks at number one.

Granted, generally, I'm right...

That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical."

Is my misery some kind of karmic retribution...

So he could date Rachel, so now he's part of the Glee Club.

# Keep my composure when it's time to get loose #

So we're not leaving here until I get some answers!

All right, here's the important point.

#And bruises on her face #

#Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time #

#Turn around, bright eyes ##

If I did it, why would I put myself at number three?

# Fresh new kicks and pants #

# Love it or leave it You better gangway You better hit the bull's-eye #

Artie, you know how our Glee Club assignment...

but I heard my daughter Chloe laughing at something on the Internet the other day...

I took a couple of wrong turns.

#And we'll only be making it right #

I trust you have come up with the perpetrators of the Glist.

But nothing happened!

I'm not gonna stand for this anymore. I'm not.

Don't talk to me.

L- I just want people to think I'm cool so bad sometimes...

#And if you'll only hold me tight #

I'm Brenda Castle. I'm the new astronomy teacher and badminton coach.

# Let me hear your body talk #

Hold on to your hat because Rachel Berry...