Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

#The sound ofJulie's cry #

You refuse to stand up for yourself, you're so afraid of confrontation.

and when I heard that our school district's one-and-only psychologist...

you've spent a lot of late nights watching reruns of Law & Order, haven't you?

Hey! Ms. Sylvester.

I try to be a good guy. I go to school and I say, "Be cool, Puck. Be nice."

# He means so much to me #

#We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks #

I have nothing against Santana, and I like Brittany.

Might as well throw away my education.

Well, mine is going to afford me the worst reputation in this school.

Why, only last year, a list was posted...

- All day. - I need to learn to do this verse.

I can't teach in Indiana anymore 'cause I have some "drug problems"...

they all said you were a person who could be trusted.

or who I want to be.

and I calmly informed them of my unlikely skyrocket to showbiz fame...

It was posted all over the school an hour ago.

is going to become musically promiscuous.

I cannot have an environment that sexualizes children and damages their self-esteem!

and you're content to be repeatedly lied to by the man you purport to love.

And no, I didn't make the Glist.

I do realize that some of you are not well-versed...

# Let's get physical, physical #

#Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet #

- [School Bell Rings] - Remember...

- You're go for Sue. - Hello? Sue?

- What did they say? - Most of them had no idea who you were.

and sleepovers with that world-class banana magnet April Rhodes.

#Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time #

I'm gonna stop you. You had me at "sex tape." How can I help?

Trust me-you need to let him have it.

And I mean, who's to say that there's only one culprit?

#Every now and then I get a little bit tired #

- # U can't touch this # - ## [Pop]

- I don't understand. - [School Bell Rings]

Uh, these are for you.

[Exhales] I want you to look at me the way you used to.

- You're so brave for doing this, Kurt. - I know. Thank you.

I'm the smart one.

- I made us his-and-her relationship calendars. - Oh.

You're probably wondering, what exactly does Sue Sylvester mean...

#Oflistening to the sound of my tears #

# I really need you tonight #

- I need to enlist the services of the A/V Club. - What did you have in mind?

Look, I know that high school feels like your whole life right now...

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