Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We think that this is a great PR opportunity.

So, I made a list of everything I did

Anyways, thank you so much...

because I have to go do something that actually matters.

Fairway Frank's been haunting the sixth hole for a while now.

Can you sign off on my plans now?

He'll forgive you.

honoring the first three female presidents in history,

Let's make it happen, Captain.

Stop hanging yourself.

Let me just think for a second.

that bit a jogger in a park in Staten Island.

Stop, man! Stop hanging yourself.

with what he calls "shoeshine head."

I prefer to stand.

What time do you usually go to sleep?

We captured a possum and we brought it

find the animal and put it down.

I want to be looking back at my distinguished legacy

Because they're so adorable.

on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale.

What? No. It's a regular, camera-less teddy bear.

Eugene! Boy, we have a really important job for you.

and napping on the floor.

Don't call me that.

Ron, none of this is up to code.

all because of this very important business card.

And it went into your laundry