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I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours.
-Like that. -Okay.
Well, l knew you couldn't stop smoking.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay.
Okay.
Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle.
Well, in that case, let's find somewhere private.
-Well, take it up with him. l think l will.
- Hey, Riggs. - Yeah.
Riggs, if he were that close, l'd be dead.
Hold on!
Anything you say ain't gonna be much.
That's classified. -l said, "Captain." l'm talking to him.
Get that head round and follow through.
...the department's trying to keep a lid on.
Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here.
-l'm going across. I got it.
-Careful. Oh. -This?
Chew on these.
I'm cutting the wire.
- Riggs! Riggs! - Are you all right?
-You got one? -Mm.
Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs? Come back to me, Central.
Get out of my fucking way!
-Uh, how old are you? -Twenty-two today.
Hello? Hi, Martin.
-That's why l'm cold? -That's why you're cold.
There's a difference between losing and conceding.
-Backspin kick. -Sheesh!
Freeze. Police!
Get that crate. Come on.
This is us, rolling to Code 2, high, at Verrina Place.
You better tell me where Rei is or i'll blow your head off!
Right around-- Mesa Verde, I got it.
I'm at the freeway construction site.
Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit. Will continue transmission.
What's that, 1 3, 14? Ah, to hell with it.
-What's the matter, baby? -A little sciatica.
What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. l have to cite you.
-Got the ticket book? -People are committing crimes...
Well, you deserve it, man.
-l got it. l got it. l got it! -What?
-Want me to come with you? Sure? -No, I got it. Mm-hm.
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.
Oh, shit.
-l don't get it. -You don't get what?
-Oh.... -l forgot.
Doing what? -His armored-car thing.
What's new on our case? Anything new? You got Travis yet?
-They don't go with the ponytail. -Absolutely not.
All right?
Lorna, no, don't!
You.
Semantics, Riggs.
Anything you need, Leo Getz. Get it?
-Don't you just love him? -Yeah.
Can't read it. The print is little.
Like you said, what happens to you...
-No, she's the dynamite driver. -l'll show you dynamite.
so doug
-Hey, Leo, you got-- -They weren't gonna buy the house!
His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.
It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
No!
I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. l can't hear you.
You ready?
Morning, captain.
Ooh! Ow, ow!
I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it.
Oh. Oh.
Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog.
Ana oop
Okay, okay.
All right. Okay.
-Uh, hey, things, man. Okay, yeah, huh? -Things. Things.
I can take this. Ouch!
Look, you're drunk, Rog.
Six months, and we don't know about it?
She's gonna be fine.
That's what l meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad.
-Cole. -Pleased to meet you.
-Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so. -l think so.
-Shit. Take a right, now.
Because you should've cut the red wire. I did cut the red wire!
-l want those tires! No conditions! -Oh, God. Leo, get out of here.
You okay?
You okay? You all right?
Okay, fine. Riggs. -Yeah?
-l told you not to touch anything. -Uh, this came on by itself.
I can't!
You tell that man ...that he's the jam on my jelly roll
Read something besides the funny pages.
What are we doing here? Losing our heads in a crisis?
I can do better than that, Riggs.
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh?
-There isn't. -Yeah.
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
I said, "Captain." I'm talking to the captain.
-Just be careful. -Don't touch me. Don't!
There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know?
- They got it all. - Shit.
-Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? -l've been lucky so far. l'll take a chance.
-Just look at it. -That's all I'm gonna do, is look.
Hurry up, guys.
so doug ....AND, UH WHEN I TRY AND LICK MY BALLS, I KEEP FALLING OFF THE COUCH.
-l'll take your word. -This guy had a knife. You'll love it.
Word, Riggs Word, Rog
Shut him up.
-You grab one. -You got friends?
A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper.
-What did you hit me for? You hit me. -You slept with Rianne.
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.
- Let's get you up. One, two, three. - Yeah.
-Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise. -Oh, I like surprises.
Yeah, l think you're right.
Hey, hey. Elevator.
The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside.
- He's on vacation. - On vacation?
Of course l won't
Hey, Nick.
-Are you married, sugar? -What? Yeah, 24 years.
This place is better than the swap meet. Best bargains in town.
Relax, Tyrone.
-This isn't gonna do any good. -Give me that.
Check out Mesa Verde Construction. Find out all the information you can.
-Hey, Rog! -Murtaugh!
-My point, exactly. -Son of a bitch. Shit.
Riggs, why'd you call us down here? -Everybody, it's all right.
Feel that texture. Feel it. Cheese-grater time.
-l can't. -Come on, we'll help.
Now we got a relationship we can build on.