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(Laughter)
Do you have to be so hard on them?
Hey, how's the new kid working out?
Hiya!
- Ha. - And let's try to remember
Thanks, Louie.
(Beep)
Louie here is gonna be handling your work for the rest of the day.
Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy.
We got a bunch of pain in the ass stuff piled up for weeks...
Nose ring? Slingshot?
Sensei Lawrence.
No, Sensei.
When he finds out l'm working for him,
Samantha, why did you dissect me?
for you to do a little karate with your dad.
Why did I let you talk me into this?
I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper
You don't know what it's like to be us.
All right?
Come on, Dad. That was, like, eight years ago.
Dude. Knock it off.
Not that weird ; I still hooked up with babes and all, but...
Lip. Look.
when you and I hit the mat for a little karate.
l've been looking for someone to do a little karate with.
but in the real world you can't expect people
You've earned it.
Because he's got a snake on his wall?
(Iaughing)
No, not today.
And don't lose it.
The point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today.
When I look around this dojo,
Hi, honey. How was work?
Really never gets old.