Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, I'm telling you this because I love you.

I have so many unread emails!

She just ruins my stuff in front of me.

to the state licensing board, Trent, Dr. Gursky,

Oh, baby girl...

if you actually did something today?

Even my cat forgets I'm there.

I stood in front of that store for hours before I realized

the doors weren't automatic!

No thanks to John Mayer.

How would you feel if I threw up?

♪ Yeah, I'm sure it's a fin ♪

The bunker and the Reverend

Do you know how I got rug burns on my hands and knees?

It's from Now That Sounds Like Music!

- Maybe try eBay? - On the Internet?

(MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC)

♪ Unbreakable ♪

Lookit, I need a shower.

What's up, Doc?

♪ Yumbip, flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪

- Hello? - It's Andrea!

Puns getting better.

Morning, Charlie!

You like this, lesbo?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

- You said you'd say that. - When?

Are you serious?

I do have ants in my pants due to some pocket taffy.

Oop, let me help you there.

Seventy-ninth and Columbus.

and then you El DeBarge in here telling me about your needs?

(BANKSTON) ♪ Unbreakable ♪

They latched on to my tongue!

(I'M FREAKING OUT PLAYING)

(MAN) Excuse me, Dr. Bayden.

I mean, I tucked you in and helped you

Sweet Baby Jesus Jones.

Happy as a clam.

♪ I'm freaking out... ♪

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

I forgot about the ants!

Lik-a-Stix can be found

because I know the words to describe it.

I helped Ms. Jacqueline get divorced and poor.

Exit to your right.

- Harold, damn it. - Couch man!

So I took your advice.

You're doing this.

So, like, clenched up tight, full of grit,