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That's...
And you've been sitting here all night...
from that dance club we went to seven years ago.
I don't know if you can picture me holding your 6'7" Cousin Marvin over my head...
It's a day of pain for a lifetime of memories.
in a wheelchair-accessible wrestling ring.
Can I help you?
- Huzzah! - Now you're talking!
- Who are you? - I'm 20 Hours-From-Now Ted.
Do I go bald or something? Is that a toupee?
You. Listen to you.
Yes, please. Thank you, babe.
Why didn't you just say that?
[Clears Throat]
Oh, and you think you can step to me?
She was getting a degree in economics.
I'm sorry! I'm just messing with you.
- I guess we'll never know because you are not allowed... - Wait, wait.
Just like we practiced. No mistakes. Ready?
If you don't believe that Robots Versus Wrestlers...
♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]
[Robin's Voice] Dear Marshall, I know this is a strange way to apologize...
You're all alone.
"who orders spaghetti in an Irish bar?" ago.
[Mouthing Words]
So, wait. Do you guys think I should go talk to her?
- Nope, sit down. Everybody sit down. - Okay, who are you?
when my 26-year-old third wife asks me about this...
♪ For the longest ♪