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- Huzzah! - Now you're talking!
in a wheelchair-accessible wrestling ring.
She was getting a degree in economics.
And you've been sitting here all night...
Just like we practiced. No mistakes. Ready?
"who orders spaghetti in an Irish bar?" ago.
It's a day of pain for a lifetime of memories.
I don't know if you can picture me holding your 6'7" Cousin Marvin over my head...
- Who are you? - I'm 20 Hours-From-Now Ted.
Can I help you?
♪ For the longest ♪
[Clears Throat]
Oh, and you think you can step to me?
[Mouthing Words]
Yes, please. Thank you, babe.
Do I go bald or something? Is that a toupee?
[Robin's Voice] Dear Marshall, I know this is a strange way to apologize...
- Nope, sit down. Everybody sit down. - Okay, who are you?
You. Listen to you.
If you don't believe that Robots Versus Wrestlers...
from that dance club we went to seven years ago.
Why didn't you just say that?
That's...
You're all alone.
I'm sorry! I'm just messing with you.
♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]
- I guess we'll never know because you are not allowed... - Wait, wait.
So, wait. Do you guys think I should go talk to her?
when my 26-year-old third wife asks me about this...