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♪ Work that booty Work that booty ♪
- Hey. - How's it going?
- Fine. Let's go. - Yeah!
Only the best cocktail ever. "Who invented it?" you ask.
What, you're not gonna try and stop me?
Okay, guys, I've been waiting 20 years for this.
You've been dating for a long time, Ted.
Do not talk to her.
maybe have a few Robin Scherbatskys...
And 20 hours from now, when you're me...
I don't know. By telling me life is short...
20-Years-From-Now Ted, 20 Years-From-Now Barney.
I can't imagine a world where that's possible.
No! No, wait! Please, it's not my fault! I was tricked!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ ♪ [Continues]
♪ There would still be music left to write ♪
Even greater than your wedding?
Remember when Mom bought the beef from the Price Club?
Hey, Ted. What's this I hear/remember...
Ted, get ready to be surrounded by half-naked, grease-covered bodies.
- Interesting. - I'm good with that.
I'm gonna say, "Yeah, it was awesome.
Then you're gonna jump into the ring and sprain your wrist. Hence the splint.
Not cool, Marshall. This is a nice bar.
It... Well, I don't know.
Your skin looks great.
not spending all her time in a bar.
- Oh. I think I'm gonna head home. - ♪♪ [Continues]
I don't think you should have done that.
- Okay, I'm gonna go home. - No, Ted, look.
Well, you know what, Carl?