Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm 20-Minutes-From-Now Barney.
What's my last name, Marshall?
Just open your eyes.
[Robin's Voice] And that's the only time my father ever said he was proud of me.
Don't do this to me, Ted. Don't do this to us.
Is anybody out there?
Then that's what you will get.
Ted, trust me.
Coat check girl.
but I'm sorry I let Carl name your drink after me.
This dummy's about to go to Robots Versus Wrestlers...
But I'm here now...
Oh. I thought you wanted to dance your own battles.
You've got to go to Robots Versus Wrestlers: Legends.
Origin unknown.
Marshall, it doesn't matter, 'cause you'd lose anyway, and you know why?
Not so fast.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, in April of 2013...
Now I'm 20-Seconds-From-Now Barney, and I'm telling you, watch that door.
[Coughing]
Oh, you do? Oh, that's great, Robin.
I understand.