Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't listen to yourself, Present-Day Ted.
That just seems confusing. How will you know what people are ordering?
[Chuckles] One second there, barkeep.
No, forget it. If Ted doesn't get wasted...
It's okay. It's fine.
You're Zuckerberging me? That's fine.
I'm gonna say, "Hey, that guy's being a real Carl"...
Yeah, but obviously I wouldn't do that 'cause I'd only be smacking myself... Ow!
[Ted Narrating] Kids, it's been almost 20 years since that cold April night in 2013...
- [Sighs] - Baby, wait. I...
♪ Carry dairy there ♪
with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot.
and, yes, it'll be awesome.
Who is that?
You're ordering a Robin Scherbatsky.
And then she and I will adjourn to the Jacuzzi...
causing you to freak out and hide in the stall.
He won't let anyone forget.
So next time I meet a guy who just goes around rushing to judgment...
Oh, Robin's here. I'll tell you the rest later.
- Yes. - Are you kidding me? - Go!
Ted, I'd like you to meet 20-Years-From-Now Barney.
I think that you are making a broad and prejudicial assumption.
Robin and I are trying to decide on a caterer.
be back in that old living room where so many things happened.
But none of those things is the thing I'd do first.
I'd sit on that old couch and smell the Indian food cooking three stories below.
Maybe that's why I stole credit for your drink.
I'd see my old drafting table where I sketched out my first building.
We go to Robots Versus Wrestlers...
because...