Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted, I'd like you to meet 20-Years-From-Now Barney.
But none of those things is the thing I'd do first.
Yeah, but obviously I wouldn't do that 'cause I'd only be smacking myself... Ow!
- Yes. - Are you kidding me? - Go!
[Ted Narrating] Kids, it's been almost 20 years since that cold April night in 2013...
No, forget it. If Ted doesn't get wasted...
♪ Carry dairy there ♪
and, yes, it'll be awesome.
causing you to freak out and hide in the stall.
Maybe that's why I stole credit for your drink.
That just seems confusing. How will you know what people are ordering?
Don't listen to yourself, Present-Day Ted.
I think that you are making a broad and prejudicial assumption.
So next time I meet a guy who just goes around rushing to judgment...
And then she and I will adjourn to the Jacuzzi...
Robin and I are trying to decide on a caterer.
[Chuckles] One second there, barkeep.
We go to Robots Versus Wrestlers...
Who is that?
be back in that old living room where so many things happened.
because...
with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot.
You're ordering a Robin Scherbatsky.
Oh, Robin's here. I'll tell you the rest later.
I'd see my old drafting table where I sketched out my first building.
- [Sighs] - Baby, wait. I...
I'm gonna say, "Hey, that guy's being a real Carl"...
You're Zuckerberging me? That's fine.
I'd sit on that old couch and smell the Indian food cooking three stories below.
He won't let anyone forget.
It's okay. It's fine.