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Well, I mean, when I get married, that'll be the greatest night of my life.
- What? - Yeah.
Eeh!
- ♪♪ [Jukebox: Dance] - That's my jam.
that we named it after her.
- Whoa. - What's up?
♪ ♪ [Ends]
L-I can't believe this.
Let's go to Robots Versus Wrestlers.
and punches me in the face...
[Chattering]
or whatever it was they were fighting about that night.
[Normal Voice] Okay.
Probably into the ladies' room to write something on the wall about you.
maybe you'll believe 20-Years-From-Now Ted.
You've been doing it for years. You know the frame of reference.
♪ If you said good-bye to me tonight ♪
Because if you go over and talk to her, 20 months from now, it's gonna end in one of two ways.
Every time I make a decision about what to do on a given night...
You think you can step up over me to the streets?
- Please, I really do have something very important to... - [Chuckles]
I'm serious. Twenty years from now...
Lily, I know what I'm doing, all right? I'm a lawyer.
...dary.
And you bastards aren't going anywhere.
And I... I was alone.
Nobody writes things on the walls of the ladies' room.
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