Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now Barney, 20 Years-From-Now Ted.

- He doesn't want... - I know.

I'm going to go order one right now with my head held high.

- Ted, scalp check! - Can't Robin do this?

And we're gonna love them and each other so much.

Lily, I know that I have the sexual charisma of a bad boy...

Or I am gonna get sick of you and your stupid habits.

So, you're the Ted from 20 hours from now?

Whoa. Try to get some in your mouth next time.

Oh, hey. It's, uh, Louis, right?

- It's my usual. - Immaterial!

Girls come here, they just want to relax with their friends...

It was the single greatest night of my life.

Yeah, it's just that I don't want to see it.

I want each one of them.

- You don't... - I know.

I guess, because...

Please do. That story could go anywhere.

your mother and I were very close and yet very far apart.

So you're saying it's doomed completely?

with the meatball.

Maybe that's why I needed to pour my heart out like this.

But that was 19 minutes and some serious acid reflux...

Oh, and a handful of maraschino cherries on top.

Now look. Nobody is saying you need alcohol to have an exciting and memorable night.

a whisper of vanilla vodka, and you're done.

Minnesota Tidal Wave. "What's that?" you ask.