Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your mother and I were very close and yet very far apart.

Lily, I know that I have the sexual charisma of a bad boy...

I'm going to go order one right now with my head held high.

So you're saying it's doomed completely?

Girls come here, they just want to relax with their friends...

a whisper of vanilla vodka, and you're done.

I guess, because...

Whoa. Try to get some in your mouth next time.

Maybe that's why I needed to pour my heart out like this.

- You don't... - I know.

But that was 19 minutes and some serious acid reflux...

And we're gonna love them and each other so much.

Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now Barney, 20 Years-From-Now Ted.

- It's my usual. - Immaterial!

Or I am gonna get sick of you and your stupid habits.

Oh, hey. It's, uh, Louis, right?

So, you're the Ted from 20 hours from now?

Minnesota Tidal Wave. "What's that?" you ask.

It was the single greatest night of my life.

I want each one of them.

with the meatball.

Yeah, it's just that I don't want to see it.

- Ted, scalp check! - Can't Robin do this?

Now look. Nobody is saying you need alcohol to have an exciting and memorable night.

Oh, and a handful of maraschino cherries on top.

- He doesn't want... - I know.

Please do. That story could go anywhere.