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Here we go. Take nine-
You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego.
How's my face?
- this city would grind to a halt. - I understand, sir, but-
A good salesman goes after Moby-Dick in a rowboat ...
I called city hall. And how is this for amazing?
Did I get lipstick on my face?
Cam, what's this scribbled on the Vanity Fair about an adoption agency?
I have my whole life ahead of me.
that looks like the Beverly Hillbillies just moved in.
Clive Bixby.
I know that's me, but I'm not remembering any of this.
Well, it's not!
When is the adoption agency visit?
Mm-mmm. The one where I almost killed you this morning.
But I believe it makes our point.
You're the one with the problem if you can't leave a few dirty dishes for a couple hours.
When? Why didn't you tell me?
Offensive line.
Did you do any better?
Us too.
You've proven your point! I don't like to clean up.
Do you have your 50 signatures?
and brings the tartar sauce with him.
Hey, Dad. Think fast.
That guy-
hhhhhhhh iiiiii
And that's your idea of the best you got?
Baby, I can do anything in two minutes.
I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends,
Manny, we'll buy all your wrapping paper.