Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board.

Where are you, dumb dog? I hope in a big black hole!

What exactly are you carving?

I was called away for an emergency.

Well, I am getting us a stop sign.

I sure am. Good for you.

That's it. Give me my dog!

I'm gonna be the kind of dad-

And this one just says "pancakes."

It's too high, Daddy. I can't reach.

Well, her mom can't get through a soccer practice without a thermos of Chardonnay,

If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then-

You know, let's not ruin it. All right.

This is my dog. Her name's Pinky.

How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Oh, hey. Did you find Stella?

Okay. Is that a 5 or a curl?

It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat, I'm tired, I just want to lay down.

- Oh! Stupid neighbors. - What's wrong?

A lil umph.....

It's life. Oh, okay. Now, that is gratuitous.

The meeting's been adjourned.