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- I had a low point where I purchased
- Oh, God.
- You put in the hard work, now it's our turn.
I haven't really been keeping up with you.
In five, four, three,
Can you believe this bitch is back in the bank?
- Glad you changed your mind.
- Oh, my gosh.
- "White diarrhea"? Jesus, Dawn.
[phone clatters]
This is straight out of the Kev prey book.
that I can't wait to show you.
- I bought Summer a mother huggin' house.
sounds like it could have been a email.
You're just basic.
- [laughs]
plus one for the Powerball.
because of what you made us do?
I'm doing emphasis.
- [laughs] - So I'll check that out.
to break it down.
and I have too much saliva and brain fog.
with an evasive close button
- Is that night construction?
* 'Cause 4eva's too short *
- Oh, wait-- um, I was looking something up.
Don't Sicilian spiral.
- Are you suggesting that I'm self-centered?
- Really, no one?
- Good call, babe.
I mean, yeah, it's fun at first, but I'm
- Oh, I'm stuffed.
- Oh.
- What? Oh, my God!
Whose idea was this? Ahh!
- Oh, of course. Okay, I'll throw her hat.
- Where have you been?
kept following you.
- Because I ate so much licorice.
black licorice heart attacks.
[quirky music]
- What? No.
- You know, I had the same thought.
* D-d-d-d-doormen *
- Gloria, I took the liberty of putting
four, five. - Uh, you said four twice.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's assassination.
- Don't we need to remove the bones?
[phone ringing] [laughs] Okay, can't wait
- [laughs] Whoo! - Girls5eva!
- Ashley? - Hella ready.
- Right, right.
I'm here and 150% ready