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KEEP TALKING.
ANY TIME.
AND THE FOOD ORDERS PUT IN AND A BACKUP PLAN
PEOPLE FROM JERSEY LOVE MY CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.
NOT VERY WELL.
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. JUST YOU AND ME.
I HAVE TO EAT.
LEFT OVER FROM LAST NIGHT?
WE HAVE A CONTRACT.
I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE COMING TO TALK TO YOU
SITTING AT HOME, ORDERING TAKEOUT,
WHY COULDN'T THE GLUTEN-FREE THING STICK?
YOU COME HERE?
BECAUSE SHE MADE IT, AND HER NAME IS ELIZA.
YES, WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND...
BYE.
AND YOU'RE JOKING.
THE PAPER AND YALE, OF COURSE.
I ACTUALLY WORKED ON THIS THING.
YOU WERE ABOUT TO EXPLAIN TO ME THE REASON
I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
BUT I WAS JUST --
BUT I WON'T GUARANTEE AN ATTITUDE THAT WILL PLEASE YOU.
UNIDENTIFIED BREAKFAST FOOD ON THE HOUSE?
HELLO.
I'M DONE WITH THEM. I ALREADY TOOK THE ONES I COULDN'T GET OUT OF.
ABSOLUTELY.
MISSED THOSE STEMS OF YOURS, BABY!
PLEASE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HER POLICY?
UH-HUH. YEAH, WELL, WE PARTIED PRETTY HARD TONIGHT.
AND I WILL BE FREE TO GIRLFRIEND THE WEEKEND AWAY.
YOU GETTING SLEEPY, SOOKIE?
GONNA BE THIS YEAR?
SO DO YOU. YOUR HAIR IS SO FANCY.
TO MAKE SURE YOU GO DO EXCITING THINGS
YOU AND MOM WILL JUST HAVE TO WORK THAT OUT
I PROMISE I WILL STAY OUT OF IT.
I DRANK SODA, ATE HAMBURGERS.
YOU AND ME, WE'RE DONE.
YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND SEE THINGS AND DO THINGS.
VERY QUIET. LOTS OF PRIVACY.
OH, UM, OKAY.
* I'M A BRICK
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
SOUP'S ON.
YOU HAVE A WIDE SELECTION HERE.
WE HAVE FOUND IT TO BE IN TOP SHAPE.
YOUR COFFEE MAKER SEEMS TO BE FULL NOW.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S AMAZING!
THIS IS DIFFERENT. AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TODAY.
HE MIGHT BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
I CAN WEAR THEM ECCENTRICALLY ANY TIME I WANT.
I DON'T THINK SO.
PEOPLE WILL SEE.
IT'S WEIRD -- SHE'S THE SERIAL KILLER WHO GOES TO WORK
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT.
YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME AWAY ALL EVENING.
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO SHOW YOU PICTURES.
START ONE OF MY LOADS.
HANGING OUT WITH YOU IS EXCITING.
* THE WINDS GROW COLDER
* IF YOU NEED
I FEEL VERY BADLY FOR THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
THANKS, BYE.
ABOUT A MAGIC PIÑA COLADA WITH WHIPPED CREAM
SOONER THAN SIX MONTHS AHEAD OF TIME?
I STUCK MAKEUP ON AT SCHOOL.
WE CAN DO THE FRIDAY-NIGHT WESTON'S DESSERT THING AGAIN.
SO SHE WENT, SHE WAS THERE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I COULD'VE DONE.
IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I COULD HAVE LIVED WITH THAT. OR THE NOT DANCING THING.