Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHY NOT?

SO, HOW WAS DINNER?

IT GOES FROM MY HAND TO THE PROFESSOR'S.

AT WESTON'S LATELY.

AND AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.

LAST NIGHT, I CALLED JACKSON'S SISTER --

OH, GOD, I PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE A PIG.

HEY, CAN I MAKE YOU GUYS SOME LUNCH?

THEN THE ODDS OF BEING ABLE TO GET THINGS BACK

I'VE ALSO REVIEWED YOUR POLICY.

AND I'M SORRY THAT IT'S PARKED OUT HERE LIKE THIS,

I HAVE "A STAR IS BORN," ALL THREE VERSIONS.

LORELAI WON'T TAKE MY CALLS BUT RUNS TO DADDY WITH HER INSURANCE PROBLEMS.

MY DAUGHTER AND I AREN'T SPEAKING.

IT'S HIS BOAT. HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS WITH IT.

SHE WANTS YOU, LUKE.

THE CHARMERS AT OUR INSURANCE AGENCY GET MAD

CAN WE WATCH THE STREISAND "STAR IS BORN" FIRST?

IT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT OUT, SO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

THAT YOU'LL HAVE A NEWBORN BABY AT HOME,

ANY FROM FRANCE?

MOM. TAKE THEM.

SO, GRANDPA, YOU HARDLY TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR TRIP.

WELL, YES, OF COURSE I'LL HOLD.

ON THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 14th,

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ASKING AROUND TOWN FOR YOU.

AS IF NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY UNPLEASANT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

HOW WAS THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM?

AND HOPEFULLY, WITH TIME, WE WILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER

CAN'T. IF LUKE'S LEFT ALONE TOO LONG,

YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU. I AM!

AND THE SUN SETS ON APOLLO.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AND LET ME SEAT YOU THEN?

YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW?

YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX.

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR -- WHAT, FOUR MONTHS?

I WORE JEWELRY. I DANCED.

PICK THE APPROPRIATE TERM AND INSERT HERE NOW.

COOL, JUST GIVE HIM A RING.

I LEFT DURING SHORTCAKE.

HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? COMPARTMENTALIZE LIKE THAT?

OH, THAT'S AWESOME.

SO YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR.

LOOK, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

AND IT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF WHAT MOM DID,

YES, AND HUMMING LIKE NEW. WHICH ONE'S THE RAT BASTARD?

OH, MY GOD. FOR THE 50th TIME, YES.

I WANNA SEE YOUR PAPER.

SO WE'RE SWIMMING IN TIME.

YOU ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER QUESTION AFTER QUESTION,

SO...GOOD TALK.

I THOUGHT YOU TRACKED THEM IN.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME ANOTHER.

SMALL COFFEE FOR ME AND PUT THE LADY'S ON MY TAB, TOO.

I STOPPED BY THE PAPER THE OTHER DAY TO SEE YOU.

AND THEN AFTER, IT WAS WEIRD.

INTERESTING, HUH?

THAT I CAN'T BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

SURE, ALL THIS PARTYING WILL DO THAT TO YOU.