Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HOW WOULD I KNOW? WHAT AM I, A FOOD PSYCHIC?
WHAT'S HER NAME -- TELL HER IT'S WONDERFUL.
JUST MOVE IT ON STREET-CLEANING DAYS.
DEAR LORELAI, KICKED A DOG,
LOOK, BOTH OF YOU, LET'S TRY TO CALM DOWN.
IS IT ABOUT GRANDMA?
WE PAY FOR YALE, YOU COME TO DINNER EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT,
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
OKAY.
ABOUT FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNER.
THANKS, SKIP! LOVE THAT YOUR BACK IN SHORTS.
ONE OF THE BENEFITS.
MY CELLPHONE BILL IS ASTRONOMICAL.
OKAY, BOB HOPE'S LAUGHING IN HEAVEN, BUT I'M NOT.
YES -- AND NOW I'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED.
RORY. GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA. I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
* BA BA BA-BA BA
RIGHT.
AND RISK A HERNIA?
UH, YES, LORELAI, IT'S YOUR FATHER.
COME ON, DAD. NOT EVEN A SANDWICH?
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
YOU'LL NEVER VISIT OUR HOME AGAIN?
OKAY, ANYWHERE'S FINE.
I KNOW, I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
OR EVER AGAIN -- I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PIZZA --
BY THE BOAT-FINISHING GUYS.
YOU CAN FLIP THROUGH THAT A LITTLE LATER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WHAT AM I SAYING? OF COURSE IT'S GREAT!
Smooth is good.
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR HER, AND SINCE SHE IS INCAPABLE
RAGU WITH GARLIC SALT, CAYENNE PEPPER,
OUR TRIP WAS WONDERFUL. WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T WORRY.
BUT IT'S, "GRANDPA, HOW WAS GREECE?"
BUT OUR OMNIPRESENT EDITOR CORNERED ME.
HELLO, LUKE.
OF THE NOVEL HE'S WORKING ON? THE SILLY WOMAN LOST IT.
PERFECT. I HAVE A GREAT SYSTEM GOING.
WE HAVE HAD DESSERT, I'LL SKIP THE PORT. GOOD NIGHT.
FINE, SO FRIDAY?
YOU'LL CALL ME FROM THE CABIN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAVE ON ELECTRICITY.
AND A DASH OF WASABI.
I DID WHAT I DID FOR HER OWN GOOD.
HELLO, BLAINE.
YOU MUST BE LOGAN.
I THINK SO. WHY?
BE MY GUEST.
THE HOLY TRINITY.
YOU'D TELL US IF ANYTHING WAS BOTHERING YOU?
THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
THIS IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST.
MY GOD, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
THEY WERE DIRTY. THAT'S WASTEFUL.
I STARTED LISTENING TO ROCK MUSIC
I KNOW. Anything else?
AND I WILL CONTINUE TO COME EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
WHEN YOU TRY TO CLAIM SOMETHING.
YOU MEAN WITH YOU AND HIM GETTING TOGETHER?
MAN, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BUY YOU A SHOT OR SOMETHING.
NOW, I RESPECT OUR CONTRACT,
OH, WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY.
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S RICH. IF YOU LIKE HIM --
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'VE GOT A DELIVERY. BE RIGHT BACK.
EVERYTHING'S EITHER BEEN BURNT OR DROPPED.