Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THE GRAPEFRUIT CROP'S

IT'S CHOCOLATE PIE WITH OREO-COOKIE CRUST,

THE ROAD CREW NEEDS A PART-TIME "SLOW DOWN" SIGN-HOLDER-UPPER.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

RICHARD BOUGHT THIS NEW DIGITAL CAMERA

TO THE STATUS QUO ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL.

OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MY LIFE-SAVER.

I HOPE YOU SAW THE NATIONAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM.

I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR.

GOES GREAT WITH THE FISHY-TASTING BACON.

SHE WAS ACTING LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG.

AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON THE CHEESEBURGERS?

THANKS. NOW I NEED TO BORROW SOME CLOTHES

DID YOUR FRIEND PARIS MAKE INTERESTING PLANS?

YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.

THE VIEW WAS SPECTACULAR.

ON YOUR PLATES, THEN THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG ANYWAY!

CONTACT. PLEASE.

AND PULL YOU IN AND MAKE YOU TAKE A MIDTERM.

AND SHOO THE COWS AWAY FROM THE TRANSMITTER.

SHE'S PUTTING HER HOOKS IN YOU?

YOU ONCE AGAIN RAISED OUR PREMIUM HERE.

IT WAS MORE THAN A FLARE-UP.

I DO THIS BECAUSE I CARE FOR YOU.

* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *

HE HAD A COLD, AND I HAD TO BRING HIM KLEENEX AND --

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M OKAY WITH THAT, EITHER.

YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

BUT RORY MADE A DEAL WITH YOU GUYS,

BEING INCREDIBLY RUDE AND INSENSITIVE TO HER GRANDMOTHER.

I THOUGHT I'D HAVE FANCY FOOD WITH MY MOVIE.

I HAVE TO GET UP TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES,

AUGUST 14th WOULD BE PERFECT.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHY MOM DID WHAT SHE DID.

YES, HE SEEMS GREAT.

I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT.

DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

THEY USUALLY RETAIN THE MANAGEMENT.

NO WAY. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

OH, MY GOD! WHAT?

BUT I PERSONALLY FEEL SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE.

ANDREW NEEDS HELP DOING INVENTORY AT THE BOOK STORE.

* THAT GOT AWAY

OH, I'M SO HOT, I MAY HIT ON MYSELF TONIGHT.

I'M NOT UPSET, RICHARD.

YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER THE TRIP BETTER THAN I DO.

IT'S LIKE TIGER WOODS MADE THIS THING.

AND THAT'S NOT MY THING.

WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH IS THAT?

IT'S A MYSTERY.

WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, WHICH IS GOOD.

WELL, THIS IS JUST WRONG.

I HEARD THERE WAS A BIT OF A FLARE-UP THERE, YES.

YOU SHOULD WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND COME IN AGAIN, START ALL OVER.

SHH, NOT SO LOUD.

OH, NO, I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE.

BECAUSE I'VE GOT A $20 -- AH, $20 ON THE FRIDGE HERE.

YEAH, WELL, NEITHER DO I.

WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF HER TIME

LIKE THE LADY WITH THE WALKER YOU THREW OUT AN HOUR AGO.

TELL ME WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT.

LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE,

CONSIDER IT FORGOTTEN.

HEY, ANY SKILL LEVEL'S A SIN.

YOU GOING OUT TO FIND A HUSBAND?

BUT SEE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AUCTIONED OFF FOR CHARITY

I'M SORRY, YOU'RE ASKING ME A QUESTION ABOUT INSURANCE?

IT'S LIKE HAVING A PERFECT HAIRCUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

OH, WE MISSED YOU!

I NEEDED A SIDE OF HASHED BROWNS FOR TABLE THREE,

OF THAT REALLY GREAT BRAISED LAMB RISOTTO THING

AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET LUKE TO PUT GUMMY WORMS IN IT,

SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL TAKE OVER WHILE YOU'RE GONE?

AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

JUST TO GET THEM SOAKING.

OH, POOR SAD LUKE.

SMARTER THAN ME, I SWEAR.

AND EAT DINNER WITH YOU,

THE MONEY IN MY PURSE, PLUS $1 MILLION.

BUT YOU'LL AVOID US AT THANKSGIVING, ON CHRISTMAS.

SO LET 'EM GO TO WESTON'S.

SHE WON'T TAKE MY CALLS. SHE WON'T COME TO DINNER.

THE ONE WHO GOT HER FACE CAUGHT IN THE MIXER?

HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEKEND?

THERE WAS YELLING. WHAT HAPPENED?

I HAD A BOYFRIEND

AND I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT