Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BECAUSE I FEEL I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.

WITHIN A ONE-YEAR PERIOD.

WELL, IS IT BAD? IS IT GOOD?

TO ACQUIRE CHARMING PLACES LIKE THIS.

AND THE FLIGHT BACK?

WITH AN EXTRA SHOT AND WHIPPED CREAM, PLEASE.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

GRANDPA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HEY, LUKE, CAN I GET A NAPKIN?

THIS JOB WAS A GREAT IDEA.

NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

AND TALKS ABOUT A FUNNY "SEINFELD" HE SAW

NO, IT'S PRETTY DREARY.

AND A TON OF RUM AND A TALKING LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLA?

BUT WE FOUND THIS CHARMING LITTLE TAVERNA -- "DIONYSUS."

YES, I'M STILL HERE.

YOUR MOTHER DID WHAT SHE THOUGHT --

ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.

I LINED THE PATH TO THE BEDROOM DOOR WITH ROSE PETALS.

ANY TEXANS? OOH!

OKAY, THE MINUTE THIS COMES OUT,

YOU ARE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PHILANTHROPIST IN THE FAMILY.

THIS IS NICE AND EMBARRASSING.

AND SO THEY DELIVERED IT EARLY AND NOT FINISHED,

OH, BIG FUN, BIG EXCITEMENT, BIG HAIR.

IF WE HADN'T ALREADY MET.

WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.

I WANT THIS TO BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ZACH'S FACE. IT WAS LIKE --

DROP THE WHIPPED CREAM. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? LESS CALORIES.

YOU HEARD IT WRONG.

YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO ME, EVEN WHEN IT'S WEIRD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

TO GO THROUGH ONE OF HIS NAKED PHASES.

EXCUSE ME! HELLO, HI!

A COUPLE ARE HEADING FOR THE BUSHES.

"LEAVES OF GRASS" IN GREEK.

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHECK THAT LANDING AGAIN, PHIL?

YES, I'M EVIL THAT WAY.

DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.

* THE NIGHT IS BITTER

AND YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR DINNERS

MY OWN CREATION.

AND MY STOMACH IS A BIT OF A HINDRANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR,

YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT.

WELL, IT WAS A GREAT DUCK, GRANDMA.

OH, AND FOR ME,

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

AND KITTY-CAT SALT-AND-PEPPER SHAKERS

IT IS UP TO YOU TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.

YOU WILL. I PROMISE.

I'M SURE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CAUGHT YOU UP SOMEWHAT.

DON'T YOU AGREE?

TRIPPED A NUN, THEN BURNED DOWN AN ORPHANAGE.

THIS WHOLE THING WAS SO SWEET, ZACH.

MAKE IT A SMALL. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? $3.30.

NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REALITY IN FRONT OF US.

YES! JESSICA SIMPSON AND DONNA FROM "90210."

IT'S STILL THERE IF YOU WANNA SEE IT.

SEEMS LIKE I GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF, TOO.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

WELL, YOU'LL NEVER TRULY KNOW UNTIL YOU READ MY MEMOIR.

IT'S NICE LIKE THIS.

I COULD DO A LITTLE SNIFFING AROUND FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE.

IT'S ALL LAUNDRY. THE MACHINE'S FIXED, RIGHT?

HEY, SOOKIE, HAS MY DAD --

HELLO, LORELAI, I --

I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO GREAT. YOU'VE SEEN HIM.

A HINT OF PANIC IN YOUR VOICE,

THAT'S AN INTERESTING OUTFIT YOU HAVE ON.

YOU'RE IN MY HEAD! ARE YOU HAPPY?!

BUT OUR TRUSTY INSURANCE AGENT GUY...STUD?

SO, HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?

AND IT JUST GOT CRAMPED AND GROSS WITH ALL THOSE GUYS.

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER, AND I'M 20.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX.

IT'S YOUR BATTLE SHE'S FIGHTING.

SORRY TO BE A PEST, BUT I ASKED FOR MY OMELET SOFT.