Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
SOOKIE, WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY HOME?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOUR MEMORY CAN'T BE THAT SHORT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
HAVE HER OPEN THE GIFT, RICHARD.
ALL CAN BE DONE AT A LATER TIME.
THE MUSIC'S GOOD FOR YOU?
WHAT DOES RORY HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT?
I DID SET AN EXAMPLE, DAD.
WHOA, ONE MINUTE OF TALK, AND I GET THE BUM'S RUSH?
SO NOW WE NEED TO FIND A CHILD TO SHOW US HOW.
THAT'S NOT THE WAY I HEARD IT.
EVERYTHING ALL BUTTONED AND ZIPPED.
WE CAN COMPARE AND CONTRAST PERFORMANCES AND DOSAGES.
THE FACT IS, SHE IS NOT WILLING TO DEAL WITH YOU.
I MEAN, IT'S HASH-LIKE.
MM-HMM.
DO YOU THINK HE PLANNED IT WITH GRANDMA?
DID I TELL YOU I'M HAVING A RECURRING DREAM
YOU'D THINK THAT RAIN WOULD BE GOOD FOR CROPS.
WHO MY MOTHER THOUGHT WAS A CHRISTIAN GUITARIST.
WHOSE YEARLY PAY IS LESS THAN WHAT I SPEND MONTHLY ON SILVER POLISH,
AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SO MESSED UP,
I DO. I REALLY LIKE HIM.
AND THIS IS MY PILE OF BOOKS THAT I NOW HAVE TO BUY.
GO, GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, AND KEEP LOW.
THAT IMPLIES DIBS ON THE WASHER AND DRYER.
I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND, TOO.
OH, WELL.
GO BACK TO HER.
SO I DECIDED TO CUT MY SKIING TRIP SHORT.
HURRY DOWN, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
* THE DREAM'S YOU'VE DREAMED HAVE ALL GONE ASTRAY *
I'LL HAVE SOME COFFEE IF YOU'RE OFFERING.
GUESS WE DID.
FINISH YOUR SOCKS.
YOU CAN THANK YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
BUT AFTER THAT, I'M GOOD.
HELLO, THERE, MY FATHER. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
YOU'RE ENJOYING DUCK BECAUSE I REQUESTED DUCK.
IS LIKE A DELICACY.
AND I MISSED THEM ALL. I'M STUPID.
HE SAID THERE JUST WASN'T MUCH TO DO UP AT THE CABIN,
I CAN'T FIGHT IT. YOU'VE WON.
TO CUT YOUR SPRING BREAK SHORT,
YOU'D GET TO WEAR A HELMET.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF OBSCURING IT WITH CONDIMENTS.
GRANDPA! WELCOME HOME.
A LOT OF FUN.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
WELL, TAKE ME A PICTURE.
DRIVE SAFE, AND YOU'VE GOT GAS, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT BAD. YOU'RE GOOD.
WE'RE OFFERING.
YES, WELL, OF COURSE HOLDING'S ONE OF MY GREAT PLEASURES.
NOW, I CAN STAY AWAY AND NOT COME TO DINNER AND NOT SEE MOM,
AND I PROMISE I AM NOT GOING
TO WEAR TO GRANDMA'S.
* THE STARS HAVE LOST THEIR GLITTER *
I WAS "COUCH POTATO GIRL" EVEN WHEN I HAD A GUY AND DINNER
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY
WE SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAR THE PLATES, RIGHT? WHAT?
BECAUSE BY THE TIME I'M READY TO GET MARRIED,
FASCINATING.
WELL, I HAVEN'T MEMORIZED THE MENU YET.
RECOVERING FROM THE GRANDE J'ETAIS YOU JUST DID THERE.
THAT WAS NICE.
OH, MY, WHAT IS THAT HEAVENLY SMELL?
OH, NOT MISSING THE COUCH A BIT.