Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU HAVE ZACH.
WELL, JUST A LITTLE.
IT MADE MY EARS POP.
HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN, ZACH?
NO, NOT A CONTEST. YOU ALREADY WON.
OH, WELL, SEPTEMBER WILL PROBABLY WORK.
AND I KNOW THAT YOU COULD CARE LESS,
AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, AND YOU BETTER LOOK HOT.
MAKE POLITE CHITCHAT ABOUT THE ROAST DUCK WITH THE MAID --
BECAUSE MY ANKLES ARE COMPLETELY SWOLLEN
WHERE SHE CHEWS ON KRIS KRISTOFFERSON'S LIPS.
ABSOLUTELY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
I LIT CANDLES.
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.
WOW. OKAY, FAST.
LORELAI, YOU JUST HUNG UP --
SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
YEAH, HE'S BEEN A LITTLE OFF HIS GAME LATELY.
YEAH?
SO IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, NICE AND FLAT.
I MEAN, NOTHING ELSE STUCK. NOTHING.
AUGUST 14th!
YOU CAN SEE ME ANY TIME YOU WANT, DAD.
AND THERE ARE A FEW TEMPORARY THINGS YOU COULD TAKE.
AND THEN I MOVED OUT, AND I LIVE WITH TWO GUYS.
I'VE BEEN MIXING BLACK ASH WITH THE RUNNY EGGS.
PEOPLE LOVE HORSES.
* NO MORE HIS EAGER CALL
JUST A LITTLE PAST MY BEDTIME IS ALL.
THE SITUATION WAS WEIRD.
So we're just supposed to accept the fact
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
I ASKED YOU ABOUT THAT MUSEUM EARLIER
COULD YOU PASS THEM TO ME, RORY?
OW! RAT BASTARD!
WHO DIDN'T GROW UP IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER AND TELL HER THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT --
I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT LUKE'S CHEESEBURGERS FOR A MONTH.
AND I'M DOWN TO MY "GIVE BUSH A WEDGIE" T-SHIRT.
LORELAI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. I --
BYE.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
AND YOU CAN FILL ME IN ON WHAT I MISS.
I HAVE TO GET EXTRA TRASH BAGS FOR THE DINER.
LIKE THAT'S A CLUE?
SHE'S BETTER NOW. SHE JUST GOT HER NEW NOSTRIL LAST WEEK.
BUT YOU WANT TO GO DANCING.
I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT COMING HOME ON SPRING BREAK.
THE DEDUCTIBLE ALONE --
HOW'S THE INVENTORY COMING?
I'M NOT GONNA USE IT. YOU SHOULD USE IT FOR GAS.
WHAT?
I PLAY GUITAR!
OKAY, HE'S HAD ENOUGH.
ANYWAY, THESE STRAWBERRIES ARE WONDERFUL.
IF YOU'D JUST GOTTEN TO ME SOONER.
REALLY, IT'S NOTHING.
SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNER TONIGHT
I CAN'T LET YOU BECOME THE SPINSTER ON THE COUCH.
ANYHOW, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
I'M GONNA COVER THE BOOKS YOU BOUGHT FROM ANDREW.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANTELLE.
THEY'LL EAT IT.
SHE APPARENTLY WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
DO WE WAKE HER UP?
YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDMA.
AND STUPID LITTLE FLOWERS DRAWN IN POWDERED SUGAR
NOW I HAVE TO LEARN GREEK.
OH, YAY!
THERE ARE NO GOOD JOBS AT YALE, AND I'D TAKE ANYTHING.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
IT'S OKAY.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
HI, KID. HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE?
TERRIFIC.TERRIF.
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE SELLING THIS PLACE,
HOW CLANDESTINE COULD IT BE?
AND YOU'RE A GUY, AND I'M A GIRL,
WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS READY TO...
WHAT IS MUD PIE?
YOU'LL GET MARRIED. YOU'LL HAVE SEX.
AND THEN I TRIED TO SNEAK OUT
I'VE NEVER SEEN RORY BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
NOW, DID THEY SEEM HUNGRY?
I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.
THIS COULD BE A DORMANT HOBBY.