Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want my name back, I want my brand back, and I want all the rights to my sauce.
-Babe. That was Melanie and Michele. -Hmm.
-All right, rise and shine! -[Paul] And these are the littles.
♪ Talk like a king ♪
Paul. Paul, Paul.
-Definitely. -Yeah, I do too, Seth.
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
I feel you.
♪ I ain't sure what you been told ♪
-"Sticky Fingers" Seth? -Didn't he go to juvie for shoplifting?
Deja.
Hey, I'ma need my shoe back!
-Why're you wearing my sweatshirt? -And my jeans?
Oh, my God. My son's birthday party.
Why won't she talk to me?
[Paul] Hey, Seth?
-[shushes] -[cheering continues]
I know. It's not ideal,
["Sunflower" playing]
Sir. Sir!
You just said you thought it could be great.
Wow.
I'm so sorry. This is-- This isn't me.
People have so many preconceived notions about my kids.
-[child laughing] -Okay. Okay.
than being a corporate sellout, making soup for you two.
[littles giggle]
Wait, wait, next weekend?
Look at our kids. Our kids are weirdos.
and kind of use that as an icebreaker to get your foot in the door.
♪ I ain't sure what you've been told ♪
We were just getting by when we got pregnant again…
[Ella] He's totally checking you out.
I feel that way all the time.
Isn't it wild that we were both macaws in another life?
What am I gonna do? I'm the idiot that married both of them.
What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it.
And here is a little something for all your hard work.
Uh, question for you.
Dad leaves, and you all lose your minds all at once.
[applause, cheering]
-you know I'm turning 14 in a few months… -Yeah.
My Haresh?
Yeah, and you also said to treat him like family, so…
♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪
Normally, I'd have a welcome gift, but I figured I'd just say, "Hi."
[laughs]
-[Paul] With a new label. -[Ella] It's us.
Not right now. I'm a little uncomfortable.
Yo, low-key, that outfit goes hard.
I'm not sure why we need to do it though.
So, last I checked, it was our name and what we serve.
-…and I don't know anything about girls. -Mmm.
Resh, maybe you could show Seth your room,
Yeah, and get held back, what, four times?
but at least you'll be home tomorrow to help me get it all back on track.
We are law-abiding citizens. We are pillars of society.
Well, babe, because I was proud and so excited
and I'm finally in a position where I could.
I didn't mean it like that. I just mean that, you know--
-You did good. -[engine starts]
Still, man,
Exactly.
Oh, Robert. Thank goodness.
So good.
We're thinking what you could do with some real money behind you.
We wanna take your restaurant and make it bigger than IHOP.
And I-- I just went along with all the other bigger and better stuff too.
I traded four-star restaurants for 24-hour diners.
Not sure how you know about that.
…which means you're gonna have to order off this glorious lunch menu.
-Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt?
-Dom, hey. -Hey.
[Paul] And we found the perfect home for our perfectly imperfect family.
I got grounded for fighting. You're never leaving this house again.
-Hey, man. -Hey, look. These are for you.
And I respect everything you're saying.
I love this place as much as you do, but it is draining us.
How was everyone's day?
Obama, no! No, they're my good shoes.
could talk about everything there is to know.
No. No.
They said it's important to nail it all down now.
All right. Now say New Balance to me real slow.
I'm not gonna do that.
-[Paul] Come on, Dej! Come on, Dej! -[both grunt]
Come home, Seth. Love like this is hard to find.
I didn't hear you come in.
Oh, whoa. Where do you two think you're going with those?
all at the same time, depending on what you put it on.
so it's out with the new, in with the old.
Yeah. To be with my family.
-You can't force me to play. -[Dom] You know what? This is ridiculous.
-[hip-hop playing] -[Karen] Trish, we're all set.
Yeah, he's executed a perfect smoky eye.
What about my scholarship to USC?
Touch me, lose a finger.
-You know, she hates it here. -Deja's a teenager, Dom.
I thought they discontinued French vanilla.
-I mean, she loves doughnut cake. -Hey, everybody!
Ah. Nah, dog. You-- You got it all wrong. Okay?
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
No, no, no, no.
All right, but I can't take these. Where'd you even get the money from?
Because you're grounded, not to play video games.
I can't believe he's still in San Francisco.
You could put it on your… chimichangas and it would be… you got it, savory.
Where do you think you're going? Get off of me! Okay.
Oh, no. What happened? All that's left are my clothes.
Guys, there's no reception here.
Like, I just don't get it.
Hi, I'm Chef Baker.
-Very nice touch. -[Zoey] Thank you.
-Oh. -Oh, you know what? It's late.
-Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi.
They look so expensive. They probably cost more than--
-Go, Daddy! Go! -Oh, no!
You want some dessert, buddy?
No, Dom. No.
When Dom got drafted to the league, he promised me that nothing would change.
I don't know. I got carried away by those Barbies,
-[child] I've got money. I got Bailey. -[child 2] My money's on Bronx.
Please come home, Seth. I'll introduce you to my teddy bears.
What I'm hearing is that you want a walk-in closet.
-[Bark Obama barking] -[Baker children] Mom! Mom!
-What is this? -Look what Dom brought everybody.
She's always really helpful. No, she is not, so enjoy that.
Yes, you're going to San Francisco, not war.
["Run Wild" playing]
I promised Deja I'd take her and a few of her friends out to dinner at Soho House.
What are you guys doing?
-Okay. Okay. I know. -Baby, I can't move.
Who cares about some stupid party, right?
[song ends]
You know, teaching this guy to brush his teeth, ride a bike--
really proud of you, kid.
I'm super impressed with how you're handling this new responsibility.
Yeah, but it's their first day of school.
[chattering]
Excuse me, missy. No. We are not feeding the Chihuahua bagels.
None of it is right for us.
-So you're moving back to LA? -[Dom] Mm-hmm.
-Morning, sir. -Good morning.
-[both laughing] Morning. -Bagel, bagel.
Wow. Okay, that's starting to be a-a little hurtful.
-Thanks. -[Kate] You bet.
Yo, who was the baddie with the fat Kardashian butt?