Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's always really helpful. No, she is not, so enjoy that.
We're thinking what you could do with some real money behind you.
Dad leaves, and you all lose your minds all at once.
-[hip-hop playing] -[Karen] Trish, we're all set.
so it's out with the new, in with the old.
Uh, question for you.
All right, but I can't take these. Where'd you even get the money from?
but at least you'll be home tomorrow to help me get it all back on track.
[Paul] Hey, Seth?
-[Paul] Come on, Dej! Come on, Dej! -[both grunt]
Please come home, Seth. I'll introduce you to my teddy bears.
I feel that way all the time.
["Run Wild" playing]
-So you're moving back to LA? -[Dom] Mm-hmm.
Because you're grounded, not to play video games.
-[shushes] -[cheering continues]
I promised Deja I'd take her and a few of her friends out to dinner at Soho House.
-I mean, she loves doughnut cake. -Hey, everybody!
I'm so sorry. This is-- This isn't me.
Who cares about some stupid party, right?
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
I don't know. I got carried away by those Barbies,
I'm not gonna do that.
Exactly.
I can't believe he's still in San Francisco.
We are law-abiding citizens. We are pillars of society.
I know. It's not ideal,
How was everyone's day?
-[child] I've got money. I got Bailey. -[child 2] My money's on Bronx.
Resh, maybe you could show Seth your room,
Wow. Okay, that's starting to be a-a little hurtful.
Hi, I'm Chef Baker.
They said it's important to nail it all down now.
-Hey, man. -Hey, look. These are for you.
Oh, Robert. Thank goodness.
all at the same time, depending on what you put it on.
What am I gonna do? I'm the idiot that married both of them.
-All right, rise and shine! -[Paul] And these are the littles.
♪ I ain't sure what you've been told ♪
So, last I checked, it was our name and what we serve.
Like, I just don't get it.
What I'm hearing is that you want a walk-in closet.
Oh, my God. My son's birthday party.
Sir. Sir!
-Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt?
I didn't hear you come in.
[Paul] And we found the perfect home for our perfectly imperfect family.
Wow.
Yeah, he's executed a perfect smoky eye.
-Dom, hey. -Hey.
♪ Talk like a king ♪
and I'm finally in a position where I could.
Yo, who was the baddie with the fat Kardashian butt?
than being a corporate sellout, making soup for you two.
I traded four-star restaurants for 24-hour diners.
["Sunflower" playing]
Where do you think you're going? Get off of me! Okay.
I'm not sure why we need to do it though.
You just said you thought it could be great.
Why won't she talk to me?
Hey, I'ma need my shoe back!
I feel you.
You know, teaching this guy to brush his teeth, ride a bike--
Guys, there's no reception here.
[chattering]
Oh, whoa. Where do you two think you're going with those?
My Haresh?
Ah. Nah, dog. You-- You got it all wrong. Okay?
Touch me, lose a finger.
♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪
-You know, she hates it here. -Deja's a teenager, Dom.
-You can't force me to play. -[Dom] You know what? This is ridiculous.
What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it.
-Morning, sir. -Good morning.
Yes, you're going to San Francisco, not war.
What are you guys doing?
-You did good. -[engine starts]
Yeah, but it's their first day of school.
-"Sticky Fingers" Seth? -Didn't he go to juvie for shoplifting?
-Why're you wearing my sweatshirt? -And my jeans?
Yeah, and get held back, what, four times?
You want some dessert, buddy?
No. No.
Oh, no. What happened? All that's left are my clothes.
Not right now. I'm a little uncomfortable.
Normally, I'd have a welcome gift, but I figured I'd just say, "Hi."
-Thanks. -[Kate] You bet.
-…and I don't know anything about girls. -Mmm.
Obama, no! No, they're my good shoes.
We were just getting by when we got pregnant again…
What about my scholarship to USC?
-What is this? -Look what Dom brought everybody.
I thought they discontinued French vanilla.
and kind of use that as an icebreaker to get your foot in the door.
[Ella] He's totally checking you out.
-Babe. That was Melanie and Michele. -Hmm.
And I-- I just went along with all the other bigger and better stuff too.
-[Bark Obama barking] -[Baker children] Mom! Mom!
-Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi.
-[Paul] With a new label. -[Ella] It's us.
…which means you're gonna have to order off this glorious lunch menu.
Deja.
Come home, Seth. Love like this is hard to find.
-Oh. -Oh, you know what? It's late.
None of it is right for us.
You could put it on your… chimichangas and it would be… you got it, savory.
-Go, Daddy! Go! -Oh, no!
Not sure how you know about that.
-Definitely. -Yeah, I do too, Seth.
Still, man,
-[both laughing] Morning. -Bagel, bagel.
Yeah, and you also said to treat him like family, so…
[littles giggle]
They look so expensive. They probably cost more than--
I love this place as much as you do, but it is draining us.
All right. Now say New Balance to me real slow.
really proud of you, kid.
Paul. Paul, Paul.
-Very nice touch. -[Zoey] Thank you.
Yeah. To be with my family.
I didn't mean it like that. I just mean that, you know--
-Okay. Okay. I know. -Baby, I can't move.
Wait, wait, next weekend?
No, Dom. No.
So good.
[applause, cheering]
could talk about everything there is to know.
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
[song ends]
I got grounded for fighting. You're never leaving this house again.
-[child laughing] -Okay. Okay.
We wanna take your restaurant and make it bigger than IHOP.
Isn't it wild that we were both macaws in another life?
I want my name back, I want my brand back, and I want all the rights to my sauce.
And I respect everything you're saying.
Look at our kids. Our kids are weirdos.
And here is a little something for all your hard work.
Excuse me, missy. No. We are not feeding the Chihuahua bagels.
When Dom got drafted to the league, he promised me that nothing would change.
People have so many preconceived notions about my kids.
Well, babe, because I was proud and so excited
Yo, low-key, that outfit goes hard.
-you know I'm turning 14 in a few months… -Yeah.
♪ I ain't sure what you been told ♪
I'm super impressed with how you're handling this new responsibility.
[laughs]
No, no, no, no.