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Uh, listen, about that. You might have to hold things down a little bit longer.
♪ I stay laced and groomed I spray myself with sucker repellent ♪
That was your sister.
I know what it's like when kids get their hearts set on breakfast.
Um, the best way to get in good with a girl, I think,
There she goes. Mmm. Look at my Sauce Queen.
This seem right to you?
I need to be able to eat this breakfast with that sauce 24-7.
-It's on-- It's on the door. -You didn't. No.
-♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪
I honestly thought you were all happy.
Nice to meet you. And I also adopted.
-Maybe it's supposed to be the… -[Paul] …with Harley.
-Wait. Do you want me to really say that? -Yes. Say it into the microphone.
All the twins love to have them here, so no.
Didn't mean to cause any offense.
I do breakfast. That's my thing. I'm the breakfast guy.
-Double Cuties. -[Ella] Whoo!
Hey, bud. I made you a little breakfast-lunch.
Wait, you scored, like, 30 against Fairfax last month.
A-And do a list of all the local vendors and their farms.
[Paul] There it is.
[chuckles]
-[vocalizing] -♪ Ooh ♪
Uh, you know, even though I didn't really when Harley and I accused you of stealing.
Jam is also my jam. There're some wonderful jams.
Like a hat or something else?
-We gotta sell a lot of sauce. -We will.
♪ I can feel the sun Whenever you're near ♪
-or the hallway… -[chuckles]
Wow, that sounds amazing.
Hey. It's so good to hear your voice. How's everything going?
I was newly divorced too.
You've just gotta go in there and be yourself,
What's my favorite color? Who's my favorite superhero?
I'm not even telling my shoulders to do this. It's just doing it.
Wait, Haresh.
-That can happen? -No, no, no.
[mother] Six boys and six girls. I believe you even made a memorandum of it.
♪ I'm a fire hazard making hits From my home ♪
'Cause I don't-- I have so many children, and they're--
Sorry, bin Laden, no more room.
-Uh, love the sweatshirt. So chic. -Well, thank you.
Thank you for asking that.
[Luca] Doggy!
-She bought these for me! -Don't lie!
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
Okay? Never outside. All right? It's not safe.
when I just gave you a lecture about the truth?
What is this-- Whoa.
♪ Run wild ♪
Breakfast is my jam.
-I'm sorry. -No. I don't even take that as an insult,
♪ Oh, going out together Living the dream ♪
[Paul] We also have two fur babies.
-or skin color doesn't mean that-- -Okay. No. Stop. Stop.
Yeah, because we're so irresistibly adorable.
the doors have already been closed. We're no longer boarding.
You're saying Haresh attacked the other boy?
We could put a huge chalkboard right here.
I'M THE FACE OF THE COMPANY
[Paul] This is Haresh. He dreams of being a player. It's not happening.
-No, that-- Of course not. No. -That wouldn't make any sense.
-Um, what about us? -Yeah!
About the local vendors,
Oh, and I have breakfast coupons.
There's just so many things I gotta finalize.
Come on. It's not Haresh's fault. The guys at school--
[alarm stops]
-♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Wow! DJ, what is this outfit?
A mom and pop,
Dad's okay on his own.
[Bailey] There's so much grass!
Get out of here, bro.
Um, so he sneezed and started bleeding again.
He dreams of being the world's greatest Lego designer and comic book artist.
-["Nothing Without You" playing] -♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪
-So relaxing. -Yeah. So relaxing.
-You said we had a playdate. -You can't bring those to our playdate.
How about some Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Cîroc?
This is just gonna help us pay off a whole lot of bills
-We have ten minutes. It's a code red! -[gasps]
♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪
-[DJ] Oh, hey, Dad. -Hey.
Yeah, I guess they have, like, a bunch of meetings tomorrow.
♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪
♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪
I hope that's not a problem.
Let me show you a little something, okay?
[Bailey] Now it's too far.
Our family grew as fast as Dom's football career.
That's hilarious. "I do too."
-[Deja] What do I do if he comes up to me? -[Ella] Hey, don't worry.
Aunt Rachel has to go away for a little while
is tell them a hard truth that they really need to hear.
Yes! By the way, Zoey made a list of all these local vendors.
Namaste.
Yeah! If it makes sense, we'll totally do it.
-[both laughing] -Got you.
You're not gonna, like, sue me for this, are you? Please don't.
-Okay, nice. -Ten.
[littles screaming]
Seth, I know you're upset.
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
But chin up.
[Paul] No, buddy. No one has bought a house.
What do you mean?
Woo-hoo!
I feel like you and I, we connect on a much deeper level.
Whoa.
I'm just gonna do this a different way. Um…
You know what? Let's get a wave going. A wave for Dej.
Hello, ma'am. Welcome.
Oh.
Good morning to you too, my sweet angel.
It's hot, sweet, and savory, and I promise you,
They're so big.
-[song ends] -[Luna] I love it!
Hey, guess what.
Yeah, well, actually, Paul, he's a 12 now.
It's us. We look so cute.
♪ You ain't down, b-b-bye **** ♪
You're the only one that knows how to make monster spray.
Dryer's broke again.
♪ I feel good ♪
-I could move in. -No. We're good. We are so good.
-Right? -What? Us behind? That's crazy.
Before you say anything, it's not what it seems.
[door closes]
-Whoa, we're rich. We're rich. -Wow! Wow.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
-Hey! -[Zoey] When we go to work,
[Paul] Okay. Two moms, one dad, and a ragtag group of nine kids.
Aw, DJ. That is so sweet.
-[Bronx] You were so funny. -That was amazing!
A rent-a-cop trails Mom every time she leaves the house.
-Ready. -How's this outfit?
[Paul] This is DJ.
Does it look like I'm college material?
Aw, look at that smile. You guys are gonna be besties.
Was that a stray rottweiler running down the bike path?
-But life is long. -Not that long.
DJ! What are you doing? Your party started 15 minutes ago.
All right, dude. D-Dude. I'm serious.
You're getting me wet.
-[both] Boo! -[Paul] Boo?
Let go. Let 'em go. Come on.
You know, just got back. Thought I'd come by and see the kids.
-Dad. -I was born with tiny toes, Dom.
[both] Bye.
♪ We're in this together In a better place ♪
I'm just saying we can afford a little help now if you need it.
You know, he likes to dress up and do the cosplay.
-[Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth! -[chuckles]
Melanie and Michele wanna fly me back up to look at restaurant spaces
Okay, just because you don't like him, doesn't make him guilty. It's not that--
You're grounded. Dad!. You're grounded. Dad!.
and I think with the signing bonus, we can afford a down payment.
on a special little trip.
-Seriously? You're into this McMansion? -Yo!