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Babe, Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory
-No! -Yes!
dressed like complete maniacs five out of five days this week,
Deja!
Right. Your dream. And I'm dreamless.
She moved to Idaho for the diversity.
So?
Kate and I met in college when we were cast as Sandy and Danny in Grease.
but not so I can search for college girls being free with their bodies.
Zoey, I'm loving the zombie theme. That green cotton candy is genius.
You're gonna be okay without me, right?
is to find out what she likes
Boom! [laughs]
-Paul, don't be like that. -I'll tell you what I can get for you.
That's not fair. Chris is the only good thing
I don't know what you're trying to prove,
♪ We fit in perfect together From here it only gets better ♪
There's a koi pond! And a basketball court!
-[Haresh] Hey, Mom. -[Kate] Hi, honey bunnies!
Fix your face.
I'm gonna call it a "croissant souff-hey."
-Hey, Danny. -Hi, Kate.
-[Bronx] Daddy! -What? What?
Oh, thank you. Hi.
-[Luna] Let's go, Dad. -[Zoey] That's it!
♪ Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it ♪
We don't need help. Do we, babe? No. We're-- No.
No, you look absolutely amazing.
And at the end of the day, there is no sweeter dream than that.
It's like a tiny dragon melting your face.
If you went to my alma mater.
Wait, you guys, before we go in, let's all take a selfie.
Well, I mean, it's definitely not Deja's boyfriend
[announcer on PA, indistinct]
until Paul gets back.
This house?
And you're right, Paul.
♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪
♪ Hey, you, pull up Make me some food ♪
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
That was shockingly good. Guys, what do we think?
And it's amazing.
Does it make their eyes pop out and blood spurt everywhere?
[DJ laughs]
You know, ego's a little bruised, but she'll live.
Cool, so we're rich and sellouts?
The state gives us money to cover Seth's living expenses,
[cheering]
You have no idea what DJ's gonna have to go through in a couple of years.
I'm sorry.
That was great.
No way. No.
[cheering fades]
Calabasas to Echo Park is no joke.
Uh… got a quick sec?
Hello? Anybody home?
-What's going on? -The new school starts later.
But we're definitely different.
Guys, shouldn't we at least wait for Mom?
So, Dom, great to see you.
-Bye. Thank you for coming. -Thank you.
Okay. I gotta say, that felt pretty amazing.
Oh, I feel tricked.
-[Deja] Hey, Paul. -Yeah?
I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, okay.
I was just curious.
Receive this!
♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪
If anything goes wrong, we won't be able to afford a bigger mortgage.
I'm gonna need the wireless password,
[Paul] Kate got a great guy with four kids and nine birds.
It could happen.
I didn't know that she was into punk rock Fonzie.
-Where is everybody? -I don't know. Doing their own thing.
No, I decided to retire.
[sighs]
Okay. What-- What about your dad?
[Zoey] Well, kids, let's go.
It's a croissant soufflé.
Yes, sir. Um…
-Hey, Mrs. Baker. -How you doing?
[cell phone ringing]
-Sounds like we should keep looking. -Yeah.
-♪ My love on top ♪ -♪ Baby, it's you ♪
It's so throwback that you don't have any celebrity performers.
[singing] ♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
Dude, I'm an Indian, not a Saudi.
I don't know what's in here.
Bomb-adjacent. But you know what would be bombier?
Doesn't sound like I'm going to get any argument from Deja.
Dad put Seth on register duty.
[Paul] Don't crush the twins.
He is moonwalking! I haven't seen that since 1984.
♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪
[Bronx] Yeah.
Yay, Dom's moving back. More Dom.
-No, no, please-- -Cheetos!
You know what? Hand over the keys.
So dope. They're very dope.
But this is just the beginning.
That one's not even yours, so don't worry.
-I'm on here? -Of course you are.
Clearly, you haven't looked in the kitchen yet. This place runs on Loompa.
Nah, uh-uh. Nah, playboy. Newcomers don't get the top bunk.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know.
Come on!
["Bad to the Bone" playing]
I missed out on a lot of the boots-on-the-ground stuff.
-Okay. You're both being super ridiculous. -Okay.
-Yeah, they're pretty dope, right? -[DJ] Yeah.
Oh, almost gave you my keys there.
But it did. I mean, I knew he would be on the road a lot.
♪ That I wanna come back ♪
Boo, you guys! Oh, no! Wait, I forgot all the presents.
and, like, showering us all with these expensive headphones.
-[Bark Obama barking] -Okay, no. Bark.
Eh?
Oh, he's thrilled.
Okay, now you have to promise that you're still gonna come around
a tasty juice box.
-[littles clamoring] -Yeah! Mom, Dad, this house is amazing.
We're scared.
Okay, great. Should we get out of here?
We can't make any moves because we pour everything back into it.
you took off to do your dumb franchise and left us here to deal with it.
Uh-oh. Looks like we've got a halftime dance battle cracking off.
Of course, I do, but with all due respect, they're my family too.
But we told you guys that Seth was coming.
I was trying to prove to you that I could give everybody everything they wanted.
Why would you lie
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made it through these past few weeks.
Mommy, when's Deja gonna play?
Those personal touches are what makes Baker's Breakfast, Baker's Breakfast.
[pants]
The important thing is that you and I are on the same page.
I'll teach you how to defend yourself.
So tomorrow, when he gets here,
-Wait. Why didn't you come get me? -Because you were giving the twins a bath.
Look, we love organic farmers.
-[Paul] Ah! [chuckles] -[Zoey gasps] Oh, wow!
How is it genetically possible that Dominic Clayton is your pops?
[children scream]
Harley heard the Real Housewives of Calabasas talking about some break-ins,
Well, I'm Anne Vaughn. Hi, Zo.